So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Meadow]

...but got kicked out for slicing the floor!

So then a Wigglytuff entered the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...but left because apparently it was closed.

So a Vileplume walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and complains about the low amount of foliage inside.

Then a Camerupt walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and mega evolves!

So a Wingull flies his way into a bar....

 

[Pendraflare]

...and steals a drink that one of the people there had.

So a Tangela walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and trips over it's vines.


So an Infernape walks into a bar....

 

[Aslan]

... and the bar catches on fire! Didn't have burn heal did it :(

So a Walrein waddles into the alight bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and causes a massive hailstorm!

So an Arcanine proudly walks into a bar...

 

[Aslan]

...and a mysterious hooded figure that looks suspiciously like me walks in and takes it away!

So then a Hoppip flies in to the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and realizes that it's too young to be in a bar and goes back home 8(

So a Beedrill buzzes loudly into a bar...

 

[Percy]

... and says wazzzzzzzzzzup?
... so a Minccino walks into bar.

 

[Aslan]

... and is kicked out for underage drinking!

So then a Purugly strolls into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and sees a sign that says "No cats allowed!"

So a Pelipper flies into a bar....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and orders a bucket of soda.'

Then a Glalie floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and begins to melt from all of the heat.

So then a Sneasel walks into a bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

And it swipes a shot from the bartender.

So a Ninjask flies into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and flies back out before anyone notices.

So then his shedding, Shedinja creepily enters a bar....

 

[Percy]

... and terrorizes the bar.

... so a Gengar walks into a bar

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and scares people in the bathroom for fun.

So a Kecleon walks into a bar...

 

[Aslan]

... and camouflages itself as a floorboard so pokemon trip and drop their drinks!

So then a Spinda crashes into the bar...