So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and forgets why he entered the bar in the first place 8D


So then a Joltik walks into a bar.....

 

[Maruno]

...but is so small that no one notices!

Instead, they notice the Machoke who walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and starts flexing his muscles for everyone in the bar.


So then a Hariyama walks into a bar....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and takes his post as resident bouncer forgetting that that's his job at another bar.

Then a Serperior slithers into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and shows off his sleek snake body.

So then a Volbeat walks into a bar...

 

[Maruno]

...but the barman tells it to buzz off.

Then, of course, who should walk in but a Krabby?

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and then the Krabby remembered he had a dentist appointment and had to leave.

So then a Salamence flies into a bar...

 

[Aslan]

... and smacks its head straight into a bar!

So then a Tropius squeezes in...

 

[Meadow]

...but decided that drinking is bad for the environment!

So then a Pichu with goggles waddles into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and is immediately removed for being too young 8(

So then his dad, Raichu walks into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and tries suing the owner for kicking out his son!

So then a lawyer by the name of Pidgeot flies in...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and suddenly mega evolves!

So then his cousin the fabulous Fearow flies in....

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it flies majestically just like any fully-evolved flying Pokémon would.

So a curious Piplup walks into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but decides that the bar is a dangerous place to hang out.

So then an Aipom (who happens to be Piplup's friend) wanders into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and trips over his own tail :O

So then a Lopunny struts into a bar....

 

[Aslan]

... and is immediately surrounded by a crowd of handsome Diggersbys!

So then a Lotad walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and find's it's long lost cousin, the Seedot!

So then a Mantine flies? swims? SOMEHOW enters the bar....

 

[magicarp4thewin]

And realizes it left its wallet at home, and somehow gets out and goes back home

So a cacturne walks into a bar....

 

[Percy]

... and realized that's it supposed to be at the desert, so he left.
so an exploud walks into a bar...

 

[Maruno]

...because it's karaoke night!

A Pidgeotto flies into a bar...