So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Meadow]

...but leaves because of the Exploud's obnoxious singing!

So then a Slowbro enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

.....and gets lost on his way to the counter.

So then a Cloyster swims into a bar....

 

[Aslan]

... and has a lovely conversation with Slowpoke's tail!

So then a Groudon walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and burns it down because the sunlight was just too bright!

So then a Conkeldurr rebuilds a new bar and walks into it....

 

[Percy]

...and saw that he forgot to build a door, so he left to get the parts.
so a ghastly floats into the bar (the old one)...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and haunts the remains of the old bar.


So then a Purulgy walks into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it saw that its long-lost brother, Glameow, is nearby, and rushes to it.

So, a nearby Ralts walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and teleports back out before anyone notices!

So then it's friend the Abra walks into a bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and sleeps much to the puzzling of the bar-goers.

So a very hyper Vigoroth storms into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and then evolves into a Slaking and falls asleep right in the middle of the bar!

So then a jolly Jellicent floats into the bar....

 

[Percy]

... and parties all night long.
so a pidgeot flies into a bar.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and orders drinks for everyone because he is rich!

So then a Cacturne walks into the bar...

 

[KittiOcelotti]

......and starts twerking!

So Lolpunny walks into the bar.......

 

[Starry Windy]

...and it meets Gardevoir and Medicham, and started to go on exploration together, again.

So a nearby Swellow flies into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and begins to fly around the bar showing everyone it's incredible speed!

So then a Ponyta gallops into a bar...

 

[Maruno]

...but it can't raise its voice that high to order a drink, because you see, it's a little hoarse.

And then a Muk squelches into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and orders a pint of goo.

Then a Zekrom dances it's way into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and begins dancing to the beat of the music with Reshiram.

So then Kyurem decides to walk into the bar....

 

[Meadow]

...but thinks everyone and everything there is food!

So then a Dialga arrives at the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and realizes he left all his Pokedollars at home =(

So then a cute little Dedenne walks into the bar....