So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

[Starlight]

...and says "where's Loki?"

A Xatu walks into the bar...

 

[Roni]

and already knows what everyone after it is gonna order

a Dwebble crawls into the bar...

 

[Starlight]

...and asks for any drink on the rocks... it needs a new shell.

A Sentret walks into the bar...

 

[Roni]

and begs the archers not to target it.

a Meloetta dances into the bar...

 

[Starlight]

...and realises it picked the wrong form for karaoke night.

A Dugtrio tunnels into the bar...

 

[Roni]

and constantly approaches girls with "can you dig it?". naturally he went home without any numbers.

a shiny Gyarados enter the bar...

 

[Starlight]

...and the barman says what's wrong, you look so blue?

A Venonat buzzes into the bar....

 

[Mercurybro]

....and hangs out under one of the lights.

A Kabuto scuttles over the bar floor....

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and is turnes away for Helix followers :(

A Flareon walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

and only ever orders flaming Dr. Pepper.

a Golett walks into a bar...

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

And everyone let the golett enter.

A mankey entered the bar...

 

[Squirtlenator]

...and goes bananas...

...an Umbreon walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

and hums Black Parade by MCR

a Calyrex walks into a bar...

 

[Squirtlenator]

and starts mind controlling everything in sight.

a Diglett walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

and has its drink stolen bcs it can't pick it up

a Binacle walks into a bar...

 

[Squirtlenator]

and has its drink stolen bcs it can't pick it up

a Komala walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

... in its dream, because that's the only way it can ever go into a bar. has a good time tho.

a Seadra walks into a bar...

 

[Squirtlenator]

a Seadra doesn't have legs so...how can it walk into a bar?

a Pinsir walks into a bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...and spills his drink over himself because it's really hard taking a sip with that funny mouth of his!

A Ditto slimes into the bar...

 

[Squirtlenator]

and transforms into the most attractive creature so it doesn't have to pay for any drinks.

A Scyther walks into a bar...