So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

[PageEmp]

And uses sweet scent in the bar!

A Teddiursa smells the scent and goes into the bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...but is told the bar's no place for youngsters, and gets escorted out again!

A Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and sneakily picks up some drinks for free! :D

Noticing this, a Magnezone barges into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And arrests a nearby Chinchou for attempting to steal a drink.

A Skarmory flies intothe bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...With a kidnapped Pikachu in its clutches, so the bartender calls in Team Go-Getters to the rescue!

Squirtle, Charmander and Chikorita barge in, flashing their rescue team badges...

 

[CodeHelmet]

Where they?re ambushed by Lombre and his motly crew of bandits.

Outnumbered, PMD Alpha squad calls in help in the form of Vulpix and her crew when....

 

[Hyzenthlay]

... Officer Magnezone and his trusty brigade appear on the scene, but in the hectic fray they end up arresting the wrong Pok?mon, allowing the criminals to beat a hasty retreat!

Intrigued by this latest story, a Lopunny journalist enters the bar...

 

[Resolve]

...and successfully gets the latest scoop.

Hearing this from the Lopunny, another Lopunny Journalist enters the bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...and discovers a whole new scoop about the bartender's various mistresses!

Hearing this, the bartender's wife, a Nidoqueen, storms into the bar...

 

[CodeHelmet]

and proceeds to file for Pokemon Divorce.

This causes a stir that requires Yungoos to enter the bar....

 

[Meadow]

...who spends the next few weeks staring down the place without moving a muscle!

In an attempt to get Yungoos to move, a Gumshoos enters the bar...

 

[CodeHelmet]

...and is immediately sued by Donald Trump for copyright infringement and thrown out of the bar by his lawyers.

Taking advantage of the commotion, an Alolan Rwticate enters the bar....

 

[PageEmp]

And a nearby Seadra at the bar was jealous of its moustache so it shoos it away using it's Smokescreen attack.

The Alolan Raticate's cousin, a Tyrantrum, stomps into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and destroys the ceiling in the process, due to its massive size!

So then a Groudon stomps into (what's left of) the bar...

 

[LadyJirachu]

It becomes a pool of lava. Oh boy.

The lava harden's....into a new bar......and somehow, kyogre swims into the new molten rock bar. Fweee~

 

[Meadow]

...and decides that the bar would be better underwater from now on!

Fearing this, a Rayquaza immediately flies into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And revealed he was really thirsty and drank all the water surrounding the bar! However everyone missed the underwater bar so he agreed to move the bar next to a lake. However again, a house next to the lake had to be destroyed in order to make room for the bar.

A Shiftry who lived in that house walks into the bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...when he spots a Zapdos at the counter! Filled with bad memories and wounded pride, he storms off again. ;)

Moltres and Articuno arrive at the bar to meet up with Zapdos...

 

[Meadow]

...and the three of them fight over drinks, the same way they always fight over their home islands! xD

So then an Alolan Exeggutor attempts to walk into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...but instead sits down in a chair outside, waiting for a waiter to come by.

Then an Ekans slithers into the bar...