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So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar...

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Further angered after blasted away, Kaiser gets up with electricity charging through him.

"You @&£$%£@$%£@^%&$£*$£@£@@!" screamed the Angry German Minun. "I'll kill you for that!"

Seeing his angry Minun, Ethan decides to change seats to avoid getting caught in the impending crossfire and takes Dratini with him.
 
... Once again, the nut felt a hostile atmosphere build up. Instead of avoiding it like a normal thing would, he bravely hopped between the Minun and Buizel and suddenly bellowed in a surprisingly loud voice for a nut:

"You're both idiots. All of us have drinks, so electricity would hurt us all, and your Water Gun wasn't too strong. Why assert authority when the main authority in the room is the barman, who can easily kick you out". The barman behind the bar nodded slowly, his gargantuan size easily overshadowing the now terrified patrons.
 
*Sasuke walks in and pauses*
Something is telling me.. I'm in the wrong town.

*Looks at all of the pokemon* Well... *take a seat at the bar* I'll have.. A water?
 
"What the chocolate cheesecakes?" gasps Ethan. Ace leaps around the room, stealing all the drinks while the other patrons are distracted.
Ace the now rather intoxicated Buizel burps, dropkicks Minun out the window and slumps to the ground, groaning, crushing the nut under his butt.
 
The Doctor ran over and pulled the nut out from under the Buizel. "You know, you shouldn't sit on people... Or nuts. I believe they consider it impolite." He set the nut in a chair, then started to play some really outdated music on his recorder.
 
"And Kaiser didn't do anything to you!" Ethan shouted at the impolite Buizel.

Another wave of German curses are heard outside the bar. A few moments later, the Minun returns to his seat.
 
Ace shakes his head drunkenly, wondering why a strangely-dressed young man is yelling at him. Suddenly, he hears his favourite song being played on the recorder, and begins breakdancing.
 
"Oh my giddy aunt!" The Doctor shouted, sticking his recorder back in his pocket and running over to the Buizel. "Are you having a seizure? You know, at times like this I wish I was actually a doctor..."
 
THEN SUDDENLY: ASH.

"Man, what in the world..?"

He blinked in amazment, briefly wondering just how anything like this could be taking place. This wasn't the typical bar in the Pokemon world that he was used to, and it a bit creepy. He pondered calling out one of his Pokemon to stop the fighting, but what he killed someone? Wow.
 
"I'm sorry I've been away, everyone." Dent's tone is apologetic as he hurries back into the bar. Once inside he stops and blinks a few times, his eyes adjusting to the dim light. Slowly he takes in the horrifying sight of the dirty barroom floor, the spilled drinks across the counter making toppled glasses and used cutlery stick to the unwashed surface, the mess of food all over the various tables.

"Oh... oh dear." He sways, but quickly stiffens his resolve. "I apologize for the lack of standards in this place," he says, unbuttoning the cuffs of his shirt and beginning to roll up his sleeves. "This will be remedied shortly."
 
~walks in~
I'm tired of vege-tables!!!!
Me want COOKIE!
 
~eats cookies AND the plate~
mm, good, you can use Cookie monster as a mop! just pay me in COOKIES!
 
Dent finally finds a broom, triumphantly lifting it into the air before realizing what has just been presented to him. "Use you as a mop? That would be unsanitary, sir. I do thank you for offering your services, though."
 
Ok, So, need any help? Cookie Monster Great Helper
 
"Cookie.. Monster..? So.. if I gave ya riceballs, you'd turn 'em down?"

Ash eye Cookie Monster with a curious expression. The same expression that he had held since walking into this place, as a matter of fact. The only person that he recognized was Dent, and while he was glad to see a familiar face, Dent seemed to be busy cleaning up, anyway. It might've been a futile effort, as more fights would just break out, he'd guess.

Now off his shoulder, Pikachu sniffed around the location.
 
A rather jerky looking dragon walked into the bar and sat down on a stool. He snapped his fingers and ordered a Root Beer.

After all, it IS the drink of champions.

He gazed around the bar and noticed quite a few strange individuals, including a yellow mouse and a waiter with a mop.

He just shrugged and continued drinking his root beer. He was too cool and edgy to care.
 
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