Strange things people have said to you

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    What strange things do your friends/family, or even stangers say to you?

    There's a few for me. The other day my brother randomly said "I like cake, it's comfy and easy to wear" I was not expecting that at all XD
     
    Normally I'm the one saying strange things to other people, haha.

    "You're like the illegitimate love child of Grell Sutcliffe and Light Yagami." is probably the strangest thing I've ever been told by someone. They started a conversation with me on Skype opening with that and we spent the next hour trying to puzzle it out. I still have the conversation saved somewhere. It was a very strange conversation.

    Being told to "cheer up" is a pretty strange thing to be told. I mean, if you're upset, there is obviously a reason for it. People are frequently telling me to cheer up, as if they do it enough I'll suddenly start shooting rainbows from my eyes or something.

    I've also been told by four different people within the last couple of months that I should "think about a relationship" too. Where does that sort of thing even come from? Two of these people even provided what they thought were potential candidates, which was incredibly awkward...isn't it strange that they seem to have given this so much thought?
     
    Last time I went to the USA for vacation, my mom and dad had something to do and my brothers and I were alone at the hotel. We went to the restaurant hotel to get something to eat. I ordered some ice cream.

    My brothers are much older than me (one is 11 years older than me and the other is 13), but they look kinda older.

    Anyway, we were eating there and an old lady randomly yelled looking at us, "how can two men have a daughter!?"

    She must have thought I was their adopted daughter and that my brothers were a gay couple -_-.
     
    My aunt told me I looked EXACTLY like Scarlet Johanson, I'm a combination of Filipino, Arabic, Spanish, Irish, Chinese, English, etc. I totally don't look like Scarlet JOhanson, but I'll take it though xD
     
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    beside this nobody really talks to me irl ;-;
     
    Someone once asked me if he could sleep in my bathtub.
    It was weird af.

    So to give you a little idea how it came to that I'll just give an idea of the situation.

    My parents were on a holiday and my sis had te brilliant idea to invite pretty much the entire metal pub over to our house (telling me "some" friends would stay over, I expected like 5 at most not 40).

    So yeah it was a little bit later in the evening, everyone was pretty drunk and suddenly that guy asked me that. I was like "um, what the hell dude? Why would you wanna sleep in my bathtub. Go sleep in your own bathtub"

    He: "I live in a trailer and I don't have one otherwise I would've done that long ago cause it's something I'd always wanted to do."

    In the end, I didn't let him sleep in it. He fell asleep on the floor later though.
     
    When I was in college I was walking back to my class and one of the other teachers kept yelling at me Hey Sir, Sir....Sir and of course I didn't answer because well I'm not a guy. Well the teacher got upset that I didn't answer and came into the classroom I was in and realized I was a girl. I had short hair and if you looked at me from behind I looked like a guy. Not only that I was really short and the teacher thought I was some young kid running around.
     
    "Hey, cutie."

    Seriously though, I found it pretty weird when my friend randomly sent me a message saying "Megadeth incoming, hype is real!". I had no context, I didn't know he was at a festival, so I thought he was just saying it because he queue'd it up on Spotify or something.
     
    A few weeks back when I was with a friend at a café, a guy walked up and asked "you look beautiful, would you please become the mother of my future sons?"

    I said nope (:
     
    In middle school someone had the wrong number and texted me asking me to help them with a senior prank... at a high school in another town.
     
    Some of the strangest things people have ever said to me?

    -A friend once told me that if my appearance and personality were only slightly twisted, I would strongly resemble Radical Edward from Cowboy Bebop in every way.

    -An old man walked up to me and a few others in the streets of Baltimore and, with a finger pointed at us accusingly, declared that we were "goin' to ****ing jail. Ya hear me? ****ing jail." Having my "glad I'm not American" moments.
    "CHAAAAAAANGE! I command you to chaaaaaaange!"
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    -And that's my brother-in-law, yesterday, as I was having a dramatic meltdown.
     
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