My workmate sitting right behind me has a running mouth that won't. Stay. Closed. for longer than a second past 21.00. He just talks and talks and talks and sings and I have to put music on to be able to ignore him. It's ridiculous.
He's currently knocking rhythmically on his desk and just asked me why I hadn't had dinner yet when he watched me eat it two hours ago and. I just. My other workmate just said "Dude, you're crazy" at him, jokingly, but we all know it's not a joke :( I mean, not really, he's probably just ADD or something, but...
Update: just asked us to order pizza and my other workmate just said "one day we'll be on the news, journalist murders workmate".