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A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
Spoiler:
Hey, is it just me. . .
I've been playing the game for awhile now and still having a Smashing good time, but one thing bugs me. That fairy, Kid Icarus. Him and his cohort seem to have swallowed the game with it's characters, stages, and baddies.
It seems every other trophy I get seems to pertain to a smash run baddie that's based in the Kid Icarus game. Hey, I get it. Kid Icarus isnew hip again, but flooding the game with this trash? Potential spoilers to follow. . .
Let's take a tally:
- 3 Kid Icarus Characters
- 1 of these is a clone
- 19 Smash Run enemies
- Kid Icarus is on the box art
- Kid Icarus' voice
Okay, the last one is a gimme but I see this as a problem. Kid Icarus has three games. Three. Just three and one that nobody bought that was on gameboy in '91. So why does his stench permeate the entire game?
The Mario series only has 12 enemies in Smash Run! Metroid has a palsy 4, The Legend of Zelda has only 7 (out of a crap ton of games), Pokemon has 5, Kirby has 9, Sonic and Mega Man both tie at 1 (Mega Man is a top contender with most games on this list: 51), Donkey Kong has two, and even the Ice Climbers have one! So why does Kid Icarus get 19?
Issue 2: Kid Icarus and his dumb dark clone character of crap. Hey guys, sorry. We're dropping the Ice Climbers to bring you a character none of you ever wanted! It's not like you guys ever wanted Ridley, Daisy, any other racer from F-Zero, Mewtwo (I'm still upset about this. **** Lucario and his usurping ass), Arthur (Ghosts/Goblins), King K. Rool, Starwolf (we dropped him too), or any other character you'd rather have in the game other than another clone character. Too bad.
The box art. No Donkey Kong? No Captain Falcon? They put the Pillager and Kid Icarus (Icarus was an idiot by the way /mythology) on the box instead of the entire original cast. That makes sense (it doesn't make sense). In whose mind is saying Kid Icarus has seen enough sales/battles/games to deserve being put on the front cover? Even the Pillager has seen at least 4 games (Gamecube/Wii/DS/3DS).
Kid Icarus is a sham. He took away the Ice Climbers and Starwolf in my mind with their entire truckload of BS no one wanted or called for. Every time he's in game, I make it my mission to annihilate him. You should too, it'll make you feel better over how suck he is.
I've been playing the game for awhile now and still having a Smashing good time, but one thing bugs me. That fairy, Kid Icarus. Him and his cohort seem to have swallowed the game with it's characters, stages, and baddies.
It seems every other trophy I get seems to pertain to a smash run baddie that's based in the Kid Icarus game. Hey, I get it. Kid Icarus is
Let's take a tally:
- 3 Kid Icarus Characters
- 1 of these is a clone
- 19 Smash Run enemies
- Kid Icarus is on the box art
- Kid Icarus' voice
Okay, the last one is a gimme but I see this as a problem. Kid Icarus has three games. Three. Just three and one that nobody bought that was on gameboy in '91. So why does his stench permeate the entire game?
The Mario series only has 12 enemies in Smash Run! Metroid has a palsy 4, The Legend of Zelda has only 7 (out of a crap ton of games), Pokemon has 5, Kirby has 9, Sonic and Mega Man both tie at 1 (Mega Man is a top contender with most games on this list: 51), Donkey Kong has two, and even the Ice Climbers have one! So why does Kid Icarus get 19?
Issue 2: Kid Icarus and his dumb dark clone character of crap. Hey guys, sorry. We're dropping the Ice Climbers to bring you a character none of you ever wanted! It's not like you guys ever wanted Ridley, Daisy, any other racer from F-Zero, Mewtwo (I'm still upset about this. **** Lucario and his usurping ass), Arthur (Ghosts/Goblins), King K. Rool, Starwolf (we dropped him too), or any other character you'd rather have in the game other than another clone character. Too bad.
The box art. No Donkey Kong? No Captain Falcon? They put the Pillager and Kid Icarus (Icarus was an idiot by the way /mythology) on the box instead of the entire original cast. That makes sense (it doesn't make sense). In whose mind is saying Kid Icarus has seen enough sales/battles/games to deserve being put on the front cover? Even the Pillager has seen at least 4 games (Gamecube/Wii/DS/3DS).
Kid Icarus is a sham. He took away the Ice Climbers and Starwolf in my mind with their entire truckload of BS no one wanted or called for. Every time he's in game, I make it my mission to annihilate him. You should too, it'll make you feel better over how suck he is.