Superpowers... with a flaw!

[ReKoil]

You can! The drinks are all perfectly put together, always.... if only they didn't taste so horrendous.

I'll have the power to recover from any illness within 24 hours.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but you can spread it very quickly, unless you're isolated from every person, object, anything for a minimum of 10 meters!

I'll have the power to disguise as anyone!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you can't choose whom to disguise as. Have fun getting followed by the police because they believe you're a wanted criminal!

I'll take flex tape powers!

 

[Starlight]

Granted, you are now stuck to the last place you set foot... permanently!

Gimme the power to live on just air.

 

[moon]

Granted! But now you can't ever eat or drink anything else again.

I'd take the power of technokinesis.

 

[Megan]

Have fun listening to the radio without needing a radio! I hope you like German Schlager music! :)

I'll take Goth Girl powers! :3

 

[Retek]

But they only work in Gotham! Which doesn't exist in real life, soo...

A lot of friction in my feet so I can walk on anything in any direction, even up and down!

 

[moon]

granted, but both your feet can never leave the ground at the same time... good luck sleeping.

i'd like the power of ultra pretty eyes

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted, however said eyes are pretty because they're glass marbles, thus rendering you blind.

The power to re-arrange the world as I saw fit would be really cool.

 

[ReKoil]

You can, but every change you make will come undone 10 years from now, and will have consequences you might not expect. For example: tried to remove a type of food you dislike? 10 years from now that food will be the only thing that humans will be able to eat 😉
Or perhaps you tried to connect all the continents... leaving every single country ripped apart and separated by large bodies of water, 10 years from now.

I'll have the power to befriend any animal.

 

[Megan]

Sure, but now they're fighting wars on decide who gets to be with you. Also: humans are animals too and they have nukes!

I'll take the power to selectively cut out moments in the past and retroactively paste them into different times.

 

[moon]

Congrats! You can now selectively cut out moments from the past days but when you paste them in again they come out all sped up or slowed down, kinda freaky.

I'd like the power to power up from short power naps!

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing! Just keep in mind each power up is cumulative and won't go away, so before long you'll end up splitting the earth in half by stepping too strongly with your mighty feet! or just by falling out of bed.

I'll take the power to quell any hostile emotions and behavior.

 

[Megan]

Sure, but you can only use it on yourself. And anytime you do, you just shift the negative feelings on someone else.

I'll take the power to exchange memories for tokens that I can use to acquire skills.

 

[moon]

Granted! Unfortunately they're all awkward memories and as such the skills you can get are really weird or embarrassing.

I'd like the power of being the most beautiful person.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted! You now consider yourself the most beautiful person! Now go forth and strut around! =D

I want the power to not gain weight no matter how much I eat =P

 

[Megan]

Sure, but you also never feel satiated and feel the need to keep on eating.

I want the power to influence polls long after they've ended.

 

[ReKoil]

Can't you already do that by re-opening them with mod powers? 🤔

You have it, but the poll will automatically default to whatever result you did not want =\

I'd like the power to interact with people irl normally.