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SCP-155 Infinite Speed Computer is a computer chip from a Cray Supercomputer that, when activated, creates a space around itself where time is greatly sped up, resulting in faster processing, however this does have drawbacks, as it heats up faster and also releases radiation
Any other ninja posts will be blamed on SCPs, LIKE RIGHT NOW, FOR INSTANCE
Cool, I have a cousin who's a black belt in Taekwondo
Which is apparently one word
SCP-162 Ball of Sharp which is...a ball of Sharp objects
Looking at it creates a desire to touch it; doing so results in sharp objects being lodged in your skin
My friend did karate because I was kind of a little bit of a bully to him as a kid. He got to black belt something something I don't know what rank. He ended up quitting to play football though.