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I've never really gotten much more than a scraped knee, however my dad cut a good quarter of an inch off of his thumb one time. That's about as interesting as my life's gotten.
I know someone who accidentally held his thumb to a sander. I believe it's perfectly functional again, but I remember the woodwork getting red spatters.