The closest item to your left...

[Socratic]

You can Mug them

Now I have a wristwatch. Those zombies better watch out!

 

[Socratic]

An advertising pamphlet.

"Sir, may I direct your attention to-"
And I'm dead.

 

[Socratic]

A Pikachu pillow now.
Very cute, not supportive, bad for combat.

 

[Socratic]

An unsharpened pencil.

I could use hit them with it as a club.

 

[PjNavia14]

My phone?

Probably call someone who has a real weapon.

 

[Arsenic]

A heated neck pad thing.

At least I won't have a sore neck while being eaten.

 

[sCr45h]

A fan

Well, I guess I can blow some zombies away if I pull a Dead Rising and mod the shiz out of it.

 

[Tsutarja]

A microphone

Wait, can y'all seriously not hear me?

 

[Thepokefansophia]

Harry potter and the Cursed child book :D

 

[Sirfetch’d]

My desk chair!

(I'm sitting on my bed)

 

[Esper]

A sofa/couch/settee.

Oh my, I don't think I could lift this around enough to use as a weapon...RIP me.

I also have a couch, but I think it's a great thing. So many options. The cushions can be used as padding protection, the frame can be broken down to make clubs, and as a whole it can make a barricade. I could also hide inside it as a last resort.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

The closest thing to my left this time is my wall D:

 

[TheCobaltComet]

A fire extinguisher! Win!

 

[TogeKisser]

Birdcage, My birds will poop on your fire exstinguisher :3

 

[AmetsuCAT]

Either a Glass container or a Dragon ornament, I can't tell which one is closer. None of them are really useful either way however, the Glass is only good for a one time attack and the dragon...well I guess I could intimidate the zombies with it.

 

[JOBO]

Naussica of the valley of the wind manga....

This hardcover edition is heavy, it's basically a beautifully drawn face smasher.

 

[IndigoBlue]

My phone (which is charging)

 

[ElBurrito]

A vacuum. Maybe I can strike a deal with the zombies. I'll clean their carpets in exchange for not being eaten.