The Courtroom

Okay, um, after all this craziness, here's what I'll say.

I can't lynch Bard after that claim since there's a chance he's actually telling the truth, and there's no way I'm lynching EC since, as far as I'm concerned, he's just about confirmed town. Ida's weird claim was way too bizarre and awkward to possibly be fake, so that leaves me with one viable option.

[Convict] Abby

Also lol at Bard saying we should lynch EC to see if a potentially nonexistent oracle can clear him post-mortem.
 
Alright, fine. I'm Wendy Oldbag, the loudmouth witness. Happy, you little whippersnapper? Why, back in my day, people like you actually had respect for witnesses, but no, these days we get harassed by all the lawyers and defendants. Don't you people ever think about how I feel? Hmm? Like my little Edgey, he knows exactly how to make a woman feel welcome. Edgey's just the cutest, most handsome hunk of a man I've ever seen. He even gave me a box of chocolates and asked me to keep his secrets, oh, he makes me feel forty years younger! Back then I could run track, and I outran all the guys chasing after me. But these days, I get dizzy after a short sprint, I can't even catch that little whippersnapper crawling through the grate. I got the little bugger's precious card, so I'll set a trap for him and make him pay for slipping past me. Speaking of people slipping past me, I didn't see a single person come to visit me. Am I not good enough for you people? I had all these donuts for any nice detectives walking through, but I didn't even get that suspicious-looking whippersnapper with the spiky hair, or his weird girlfriend with the weird jewelry and clothes. Don't young people have any fashion sense these days? I swear, some of those shirts I've seen, why, they might as well be naked!

*huff-puff-huff-puff-huff-puff* stupid whippersnappers

Pretty. Very pretty.
It would be a shame if someone made this post useless, wouldn't it? >:)
If I got this right, you're a witness and a loudmouth?
 
Alright, so, the semestral break for my school is finally here (much to my joy since it was delayed for a few days :/ ). And now, I am willing to take part here.

Honestly, the only sus here for me is deffo Abby, since the claims she made felt.... off to me, like something's up. And almost everyone here has made somewhat of a sensible claim. And since TheUncreativeSawsbuckFan has told all of you his role, I might as well, considering that Bardothren has an idea that ET shut down. I am Mia Fey. And considering that EC and Ida are somewhat in the clear right now, I'd have to [Convict] Abby for now.
 
Oh, and I'm [Vote] Abby until I get the confirmation from Bardothren.
 
The other suspicious individuals have cleared themselves through claiming. Well, as it stands, we're not sure if what they're saying is true, but I'd prefer to believe the standing claims since they're all uncc'd.

This leaves Abby as the most suspicious individual we have right now.
[Vote] Abby I'm not 100% sold Abby's mafia, but I believe I forgot to vote last day phase, so I'll jist change it if better evidence or defense comes through
 
[Unvote] Ida13
[Vote] Abby
 
[vote] Abby yeah, I pretty much agree what everyone has said. I don't think Bard is suss to me at this point, but we never really know.
 
I?m going to follow suit for now. Bard?s put up a good defence, and I?m inclined to believe that EC is a cop. No one has been cc?d which just leaves us with Abby. Like Kiyo said, I?m not 100% sure if he is maf but he?s the most suspicious to me as well. I might change my vote if required.
[vote] Abby.
 
Okay, the phase should end soon, so I'm gonna get this out now.

Since Bard claimed Loudmouth, someone with a visiting role should visit him in order to clear him and potentially themselves.

That is all.
 
hmm ok sure
I wasn't entirely sure about lynching Abby but seeing as there's pretty much no effort to form a defence, I'm going to [Unvote] Bardothren and [Vote] Abby.
Plus we can clear Bard like ET said by having someone visit him (well I say "clear," he's still a Witness and not a Lawyer sooo...)

also this "burning" stuff makes Abby sound like some kinda arsonist tbh

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Alright, fine. I'm Wendy Oldbag, the loudmouth witness.

Just out of interest though, what's your wincon?
 
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Trials

Night two begins...

Abby was lynched!

Someone threw a match into the crowd...
gimmepie was burned to death!
NightKrow was burned to death!
Players
--Courtroom--
Bardothren
EvilChameleon
Sparkin
Earth Traveler
TheUncreativeSawsbuckFan
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Salzorrah
Melody
purplecicada
Ida13
Zenithios

--Graveyard--
Abby
gimmepie
NightKrow
HyperMorian
Pecilia
Johnny
Charlie Brown
 
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Trials

Day three is up!

Salzorrah was killed!
Players
--Courtroom--
Bardothren
EvilChameleon
Sparkin
Earth Traveler
TheUncreativeSawsbuckFan
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Melody
purplecicada
Ida13
Zenithios

--Graveyard--
Abby
gimmepie
Salzorrah
NightKrow
HyperMorian
Pecilia
Johnny
Charlie Brown

Spoiler:
 
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To answer NightKrow's wincon from yesterday, I have to be the last Witness standing. Also, dearies, did no one want my doughnuts? I baked them myself and topped them off with this wonderful glaze. I asked that nice Prosecutor Edgeworth if he'd want any, but he said he was too busy to have my sweets. The nerve! But of course, a young man like that is too handsome to scold. I'd eat them all myself, but I have to keep myself thin and fit to chase after those whippersnappers, so I threw them all in the garbage. It's a waste, I know, but no one wanted them, so in the trash they went. I threw that kid's card in the trash too, he never came after it. If I see that kid again, I'm going to wring his neck! You hear me? No whippersnapper's getting past my guard post! Never!

I doubt that's your wincon. You can quit your rp or whatever you're doing, 'cause it doesn't make your claim anymore believable. In fact, it makes me doubt you even more.

Mind saying your role? Because witnesses are third party, and I don't remember one that has as wincon being the last 3rd party alive.
Like, I'm lyncher and I had to lynch Pecilia (which happened at D1, surprisingly easy) to win.
 
Okay, since Bard left without bothering to clarify his role or anything else, and since no visit to him was announced last night, then I'm just gonna do this until he explains himself.

[Convict] Bardothren
 
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