Ok, I'm doing the Battle Tower on Pokemon Diamond, something I've always hated for the computers cheat using chear-arse moves like Double Team and items like Quick Claws. I was only doing it so I can work my way towards getting the TM Stone Edge as I need it for my new Hippowdon and having beaten the first two stages, I was doing alright.
I had a team of Latios, Azelf and my awesome staller in Registeel, things were going nice and smooth until around the 16th battle, I kill the trainer's first 2 pokemon and I'm down to his last, a Crawdaunt. Now, I thought this was going to be a walk in the park, I had 3 pokemon left and my Latios got his health down to Red using Draco Meteor. My Latios ended up dying from poison though so I figured I might as well finish off with my Azelf, which I had EV'd in speed fully so it'd surely be able to finish off a weak Crawdaunt.
This is where the trouble starts, to my bloody surprise, this stupid wanker put a Quick Claw on this Crawdaunt and guess what it uses? ****ing Guillotine, I couldn't believe this stupid crap, not only did it go first, but it also used a 1-hit KO and it hit. So I was down to my Registeel, who I hadn't finished his moveset yet and it only had one damaging move in Toxic so I figured I could just use a Toxic then protect combo and hope that piece of crap doesn't get lucky again. I poison his Crawdaunt and guess what... Yet another One-hit KO hits.
Black and White can get ****ing ****ed. This absolutely infuriated me and reminded me how broken and shite Pokemon really is offline. I might as well stick to Shoddy if this stupid **** keeps happening.
/rant.
