The Pokémon Re-branding Agency™

[Shrew]

While I really think Grovyle is a pretty awesome name for it, I understand I have to rename it...

I like Grovyle's name, too. :P

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You're right, Yanmega is not very mega at all. How about Yanpa. Kind of like how gold(queen) evolves into seaking...

Archeops's name is soooo 800 B.C. We need a more modern name for it.

 

[Squirrel]

I like his name :( Let's call him Plumbow, the rainbow plumage Pokémon. :D

Now someone rename Mr. Mime because I find his name rather silly!

 

[Pokefreak20ify]

I bet you're thinking about Mimestarr (Mime + Master) Horrible
I always saw liliep as a dry name, could it receive the rebrand

 

[alisaie]

Lilaoid. 'Lila + oid from crinoid'. I'm terrible at this ahah.

How about we give Cofagrigus a new name hmm.

 

[Squirrel]

Can't we just get rid of the ugly thing? I'll call it Specfin, the spectre coffin!

Now find a new name for Lotad that suits his background a tad more.

 

[Wobbu]

But I like Lotad's name :(

Padpole! from lily pad and tadpole.

Can we please give Helioptile a new name?

 

[Pokefreak20ify]

Repetrico (Reptile + Italian for electric).
Could Mewtwo receive a rebrand so it doesnt look like mews shadow.

 

[Esper]

Mewcleus, the Scientic Advancement Pokémon. Rather than a failed experiment, it represents the great things that science can achieve.

Someone rebrand Pidgey. It needs it.

 

[CliCliW]

How about Common Wild Bird that everyone caught on their first run through cause let's face it no one liked Spearow

Comaviar (common aviary)

Now, rename Poochyena, even though I love Poochyena :)

 

[Squirrel]

Captain Woofles Let's call him Cavilwoof; the evil canine that... woofs!

Now rename Masquerain into something more memorable!

 

[Esper]

How about Terroreyes? It's got those scary eye-shaped wings after all.

Someone needs to rename Clefairy. In case it doesn't end up a Fairy-type it's going to need something to fall back on.

 

[CliCliW]

Shafted for Pikachu

Lunaria
(Luna being Moon, which is important for Clefairy, and Aria being Clefairy's prototyp name according to Bulbapedia)

Now name Scraggy please :)

 

[Esper]

Struff (a mix of the words strut, sluff, rough and tough) the Swag Pokémon.

Someone give Ho-oh a new name.

 

[Pokefreak20ify]

Rainbowird (Rainbow+bird).
Now, what about Gogoat.

 

[Squirrel]

I'll name it Travagoat, because I'm just that tiny bit less creative than Gamefreak. ;)

Now someone rename Nuzleaf because I don't understand the current name!

 

[Pokefreak20ify]

How about Bladleef (Blade + Leef).
Could someone rename Phanphy because we are brought up pronuncing this thing wrong.

 

[Arma]

Elekid, a combination of Elephant and kid

Miniphant, the miniature elephant.

Let's rename Kyogre, since I always pronounced it as Ky-rogue when I was a kid. XD

 

[CliCliW]

How about Neptaqua? Based on the God of the Sea and the element he controls??

Now for: Charmander?

 

[Esper]

Glowzard. Instead of charring things it emits and warm glow to brighten dark places.

Rebrand Xatu, please.

 

[Arma]

Visiotem, a combination of vision and totem. Makes a lot more sense to me, as it kinda resembles a totem pole and it stares at the sun all day.

Let's see, how about Breloom?