The Pok?Community Get-together 4 - Chain Story

[Roaring Moon]

*everyone. except Anthony faints*
*Anthony calls 911*
*Ash, Brock, May, Max, and Pikachu are rushed to the hospital*

Nurse: Quick! Rush them into trauma
PA: Dr. Raikou to Trauma. Dr. Raikou to Trauma.

*Shock Pads are placed on our heroes*

Nurse: Doctor! Activate the shock Pads!
Dr. Raikou: Will Do, Nurse Erika!

*Dr. Raikou fires up shock pads*
*Everyone wakes up*

 

[Latios Master]

Ash then starts to dream.
Ash: "Where am I?"
Latios Master: "Your in a dream. Welcome to PC."
Ash: "Huh? How'd I get here?"
LM: "You tell me."
Ash: "But aren't you the one typing things up?"
LM: "I guess."
Ash: "Then do something! Wake me up!"
LM: "But this is much more fun..." XD

 

[Sorye HK]

Ash runs through the Pc database and gets drunk
from too much info.
Ash: .............. Me like it here....... mmmm......
cake....
(Ash starts hallucinating)

 

[jynx]

Ash was seriously drunken...
Ash: ARRRRR~~~EEeeeeeee~~~OOooooo wa....La la la ierukana? Kimiha ierukana? lalala ierukana? POKEMON NO NAMAE~~~~~!~!!!

Jesse: Seems that that kid was drunk again!
James: Hm.....
Ash: Hey there, who are you?
Jesse: Prepare for trouble
James: And make it double......(and so on)
Ash: Hey, you motto is interesting! Say it again! Say it agaIN!!!!
Jesse , James: o_O||||
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May, Max: Ash! Ash~~~~Where are you?
*Walks past drunk Ash*
Ash: Errr....I'm not here...arrrr....who am I?
May: Oh my! Is this Ash?
Ash: I......don't....know.....
Max: I can't remember Ash with blood shot eyes...

 

[Sorye HK]

May: Then I guess it isn't him.
Everyone runs off and leaves Ash.
Ash: Pikachu! (Sings the pikachu song)
Ash: PIKACHU!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!
May: Since we found a way out of Pc,
let's get outta here.
Max: OK!!!
(Suddenly a tornado hits and blows them
off to the old PC database)
May: WAWAWA!!!! I don't like it here!!!!!

 

[jynx]

Ash: NOOOOOOO!!! I want to go to Las Vegas!!
May, Max: o_O||| But...we are far away from there...
Brock: What for?
Ash: POKEMON CENTER!!
Brock: =.= Pokemon Center is in New York!
Ash: No, I want to go to San Francisco!
Brock: Where on Earth do you exactly wanna go?
Ash: Errr....anywhere fun...
Brock: Then go to New York then!!
Ash: NOOOOO!!
Brock: "$^&*%&*O&%^&@~+#@#^*%$^&%#@~!!!!

 

[Pokemaster10000]

*goes to New York*
Ash-so uh... where's the pokemon center.
Max-*checks poke-navigator* it doesn't show it here.
Brock- *looks in the map* Ohh look there's the Empire State Building.
Ash-*gets annoyed* lets split up to look for the Pokemon Center.

Later in the night
Ash-Yeah. We found the Pokemon Center.
Brock-*rolls his eyes* um, it's closed.
Ash- Oh.
Max-well duh. It's midnight.
May-*yawns* well lets break in. *smiles evilly*

 

[Kayleigh]

Kayleigh was on the 2nd floor of the Pok?mon Center, looking for anything cute when she heard some familiar voices.
Must be a TV or something.. Wait, they have TVs in here?! she thought as she set down a stationary set and ran downstairs to find out where it was.
I wonder if they're showing some new episodes or something...
Suddenly she saw a tiny Pikachu walking around beside some stuffed plushies. It looked so real.
"AWW!" she cried as she immediately ran over and grabbed it, thinking that it was some sort of new electronic toy.
Big mistake. The frightened Pokemon immediately jumped up and let out a powerful thundershock attack, sending Kayleigh straight to the floor.
"Ehh.." she mumbled as she sat back up.
"That thing can use attacks too?!"

 

[Shadow]

Shadow (me) walks in the Pokemon Center.
Shadow (me): "I can't believe I'm finally here! Hey Kayleigh!"
Anthony: "Hello Shadow."
Kayleigh: "Do you see this life-like Pikachu they have here?"
Pikachu shocks Shadow.
Shadow (me): "Why'd you do that?"
Ash: "Give up Shadow! We know you are in disguise trying to steal Pikachu!"

Jessie: "Two Shadows?"
James: "How do we tell them apart?"
Shadow (fictional): "I have the power to fire you, that's how!"
Jessie, James, and Meowth: "Yes sir!"

Anthony: "No, that's our world's Shadow."
Ash: "Eh? Two Shadows?"
Shadow (me): "Actually Rocket Shadow."
Pikachu shocks Shadow again.
Anthony: "It is a large coincidence."
Shadow (me): "Just call me RShadow, it's my name on all my videogames..."
Ash: "OK."
RShadow pulls out a Game Boy Advance with a Sapphire cartridge in it.
RShadow: "I hope this still works..."
RShadow turns on the GBA and starts playing Sapphire.
RShadow: "Nintendo sure makes durable products."

Meowth: "Shadow, that kid has the same team as you do, except it's on a video game..."
Shadow: "So many coincidences. Wonder if he wants to join..."

 

[100marios]

Jordan walks into the pokemon center with his pokeballs in his hands.
Me:After that hard days training I'm sure you guys could use a little rest!...hmm?
*looks up to see everyone staring at him*
Me:.........did I come in at a bad time? Hehe....
*sweatdrop*

 

[100marios]

Me: Well a pokemon center is a pokemon center right!
*drops off his pokemon, then is interested in what RShadow is doing*
Me: What's that thing you have there?

 

[Sorye HK]

"Huh? Pikachu I Choose you!"
" Pikachu thundershock "
( Ash mistakes a charmander doll
for a real charmander )
" No! "
" Mummy, that boy fried my doll! "

 

[jynx]

Mother: Good! So you don't have anymore Pokemon toys!
Boy: NO! Muuuuuummmm!!!!

Ash: Urrr...sorry...
Mother: Thank you...hey wait! Aren't you the real one on the TV? Police! Sieze him!
jynx(me): Hey! Who do you think YOU are!
Mother: Huh! *Turns towards jynx*
jynx: ARRRRRRR!!!! OMG!! She's Carole Boston Weatherford! POKEMONS! Seize her!
Mrs. CBW: Who do you think you are...
*Ash's Pikachu shocks Mrs CBW*
*May's Torchic burnt Mrs CBW*
Clerk: RRRrrrrrrrrrrright! I think we have enough here!
May, Brock, jynx, Max: NO!
Ash: Yes.
Brock: Yes what! Think before you say, can't you? Hey...where did she go?
Boy: She's gone to write newspaper articles again.
jynx: o_O||| I know where she lives! I'll go and stop her.
Boy: What about me then?
jynx: Go! Jynx(Pokemon)!
Boy: No wonder you know my mum...
jynx: Come on! Get on the Pokemon!
*Grabbed him by his collar and exits*

Clerk: Rrrrrrrrrright!...
Ash: Wrrrrrrrrrrrrong!
May, Max, Brock: =.=
Brock: Now, why don't I grab you by the collar too?
*Grabs Ash by the collar and exits*

Ash: I....want to see the Financial Center...
Brock: Its bombed!
Ash: What? When? By whom?
Brock: 11th September,2001 Osama bin Ladin.
Ash: Whaaa?
Brock: Says my book here, don't know what it means
May, Max: -______-|||

 

[Shadow]

Shadow: "Some strange events going on here..."
RShadow: "You got that right..."
Shadow: "What are you doing here!??!?!"
RShadow: "Everyone as ignoring me so I knew Jessie and James always hide in the bushes or trees next to Ash and his friends so I came to look."
James: "He's right."
RShadow: "And you must be Shadow, the character I based on myself that I included in chain stories."
Shadow: "Actually there is a long complicated thing with "creating" characters and plots and stuff that includes a ESP link to our world that allows you to tell our story in this world."
Jessie: "What? Is this like that download thing?"
Shadow and RShadow: *sweatdrop*
Shadow: "But using you, and whatever crazy person "invented" these goons and the person who "made" those annoying twerps, we might be able to go back."
RShadow: "Or you could use that black cloudish thing."
Shadow: "I don't trust it, last time it brought zombies and such to torture me..."

 

[jynx]

Ash: Hey, look! There's a shadow here.
Brock: I don't mean YOUR shadow, We meant the person Shadow!
May: She won't be with Team Rocket, would she?
Brock: ...Don't think so.
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Boy: Waaaaahurr....I'm scared...can you fly slower?
jynx (me): Shush! You don't want everyone to look up and see us flying in the sky do you?
Boy: Wuuuuuurrrr*still crying*
jynx: You are 14 years old, and you behave like a big baby! Blaime your mother that always write books for age5~8! Come one, we are nearly there.
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Ash: Where are we going now? I want to go to Las Vegas!
Brock: That's miles away! Its impossible to walk there!
Ash: Hey! Look at the sky!
Brock: What?
May, Max, Anthony: Oh my goodness!
Ash: Waaaahuh.....It's unfair! Why can she have a Jynx and I can't.
Brock:=.=
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BONGGGGG!!!!
jynx: RRRRrrrrrrrrright! We are there. Tell me where you mum us!
Boy: She she she....*pointed randomly in a drection*

 

[Kairi]

Sure thing Masato-kun. *moved*

 

[Shadow]

All the good guys are eating in Anthony's house.
RShadow: "I just remembered I never got your autograph Ash. After all, it will be valuable when you a Pokemon master."
Ash: "Umm...Ok."
RShadow pulls out a piece of paper and Ash signs it.
RShadow: "Hehehe. You forgot to read the fine print."
Ash: "What the?"
RShadow: "It's a contract. And I am the new leader of the twerp brigade according to it. And you signed it."
Max: "Ash, never sign a paper without reading it..."
RShadow: "And now we need to figure out how to get you home and get me into your world so I can catch Pokemon!"
Brock: "Well we were planning the getting home part anyway..."

May: "Why should we take you their?"
RShadow: "Because if you don't, you'll suffer the wrath of my contract! Hehehe..."
Max: "Can I see the contract?"
RShadow gives Max the contract.
Max: "It says here: "In return for unquestioned leadeship, RShadow will . make sure Ash becomes the best Pokemon trainer ever." So that's why Ash signed it..."
Ash: "I didn't read it.... But that is still cool."
RShadow: "See that little dot between will and make?"
Max: "Yeah. What about it?"
RShadow: "Look closer."
Max looks real close and sees a tiny "not."
RShadow: "It's Super-Ultra-Fine Print. I have the copyright and you owe me a quarter just for reading it."
Max looks down and at RShadow, then back down. He then gives RShadow a quarter.

Jessie, James, Meowth, Wobbufett, Shadow, and Darryn are looking in a window.
Darryn: "How ingeneous..."
Shadow: "He is my counter-part after all."
James: "That means it will fail horrible in the end."
Shadow whacks James with Domino's golfclub.
Wobbufett: "Wobbufett!"

Anthony: "What was that? It sounded like..."
Wobbufett: "Wobbufett!"
Jessie: "PIPE DOWN YOU LITTLE BLUE BLOB!!!"

 

[jynx]

*Jesse kicks Wobbufet, hard.*
Wobbufet: Soooooonansu! (meaning Why bother?)
Jesse: You silly Pokemon! ARRRR!!!
Shadow: Calm yourself down!
*James ran towards them with a pile of newspaper*
James: Hey, look! We are famous!
Jesse, Shadow: What? Wow!
*Looks at the newspaper*
James: Its our photos here!
Jesse: What? Where? Huh? "Psychologically Incorrect Pokemon by Carole Boston Weatherford"? "I succuumed on Pokemon fever, having bringing my 14yr old son to New York Pokemon Center..."
Shadow: What on Earth are you looking at? Its the first article on the front page! You are looking at the back page!
Jesse: Hey! Look! Our name is in this article!!
Shadow: WHAT?
James: Huh? *flips over the newspaper*
Meowth: Hey, stop reading the silly news paper, we want to capture Pikachu!
Jesse: Um...."the characters Jesse, James, and Shadow clearly reveals Psychologically hurt people..." SHE IS A "BUTCH"!!!! This is whole lot of CRAB!!

 

[jynx]

Brock: OK, so we need to fly there. Takes about 18 hours by plane...18hours?
May: I think you are right. That's a bit too long. Any solutions?
Ash: Charizard!! GO!!
May: I don't think a Charizard can fly as fast as an aeroplane...
Max: What about teleport?
May: We don't have a thing for teleport.
Ash: *Grabbing everyone* COME ON! GET ONTO MY CHARIZARD!!
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jynx(me): Oh no! The article has already been published!
Boy: What do we do?
jynx: See your mum!!
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Jesse: I must have that silly Ash Ketchum and Carole Boston Weatherford killed!
James: I thought they are going to Tokyo...
Jesse: What!? TOKYO!?!?!?
James: Yes...Tokyo.
Jesse: How long does it take to go to Tokyo?
James: less than 15 seconds by rocket.
Jesse: GOOD! GET A ROCKET AND WE'LL ALL GO TO TOKYO.
James: YEAAAAHHH!!!

*The rocket went too fast and they went to Canada instead(they rotated a circle on the Earth*
James: Hey...We are in Canada.
Jesse: Are we?
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*Flying Charizard feels tired above Hong Kong*
Charizard: Char! char!
Ash: I don't know that Charizard knows how to sing!
May: He's not singing...
Brock: He's moaning...
Ash: Shut up! Professional moaner!
Charizard: Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
*Falls down from the sky*
All of them: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........

A teenager: 哇! 有隻噴火龍跌緊落來呀!! (Waa! There's a Charizard falling down)
His friends: 哇! 唔好la掛! (Oh noooooo~~~!)
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG*
Ash: Ouch ouch...that hurts...
Brock: Be thank ful that we still have our lives...

Teenagers: 咦! 小智﹐小剛﹐小遙? 你地快D過來睇下! (Oh? Ash, Brock, May? Hey! All of you come and have a look!)

Ash: Hi! Everybody! My name is Ash and I come from Pallet Town. I want to be a Pokemon master...

Teenagers: We know that! =.= Let's have a battle!!

 

[Shadow]

RShadow: "Wait, I decide where we go."
Max: "Why?"
RShadow holds the contract up. Ash takes it and tears it up.
Ash: "Now we are free of your contract's tyranny!"
RShadow: "Let's say that, hypothetically speaking of course, that I made several copies of that contract after you signed it, does that make Ash cry?"
Ash: "Yes, yes it does."
RShadow: "So then, we'll be going to Anartica, making a base of operations and then dominate....errr find the cure to many harmful illnesses such as cancer and stuff like that."
Anthony: "Riiight. But it is my teleporter and I'm not in Ash's group so I decide. And we're going to Japan."
RShadow: "Phooey!"

~~Later at Tokyo~~
Ash: "Feels just like home here."
Brock: "Pallet Town isn't like this."
Ash: "I'm talking about the major cities like Saffron."
Max: "But that's not your home."
Ash: "The whole world is my home!"
May: "No it isn't."
Ash: "Everything the light touches belongs to me!"
Anthony: "It doesn't, and don't steal lines from the Lion King."
Ash: "Well it does..."
RShadow: "Urge to destroy world rising...."