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I love puns. Especially when they're bad - you can just see that big grin on my face as the awkward laughter waved in. ;D

<~Bela> so anyway
<~Alex> I say no
<~Bela> today is pokemon league day
<~Bela> it ends in an hour
<~Alex> let's pokemon league it all up, then
<%Touched> Progress! I got a segfault!
<~Alex> Touched: lern 2 xmalloc()
<~Bela> if I was all prepared for it I'd have left for it right after work
<%Touched> Alex: Not my code
<~Bela> Touched: what is this for again?
<%Touched> Bela: Linux support for GBA Link
<~Bela> oh
<%Touched> and uh, maybe other stuff to do with linking
<~Bela> you should try a more ambitious project like doing a gen 3 pal park for gen 1/2 :)
<~Alex> Touched: the segfault could be your... fault
<~Alex> HAHAHAHAHA
<~Alex> GET IT!?!?!?!?!?!/?
<%Touched> Alex: Probably is
<%Touched> god
<%Touched> that was bad
<%Touched> well done
<%Touched> the code is so messy its difficult to figure out whats needed to make a link
<~Alex> i guess the latrine isn't the only place those programmers lack hygiene...
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:D


The sarcasm is persistent. I'm SelfControl btw
<~SelfControl> I want USB 2.0 to die in a fire
* Nine ([email protected]) has joined
<~SelfControl> USB 3.0 only ever pls, unless it's a keyboard/mouse or something
<%Touched> USB 1
<~SelfControl> the one drawback with this otherwise awesome laptop is no USB 3.0
<~SelfControl> yes Touched
<~SelfControl> USB 1.1 is where it's at
<+Yepoleb> usb 2 ports should die
<~SelfControl> 1.5 Mbps ftw
<%Touched> I have 2 USB ports
<+Weloxux> >USB
<%Touched> is that the same as USB 2?
<+Yepoleb> if a device doesn't need 100mb/s, i'm fine if it uses usb 2
<+Weloxux> >not PCI masterrace
<~SelfControl> #PCMasterRace
<Nine> ps2 usb 1.1 best
<~SelfControl> PS/2 ftw
<Nine> lool
<~SelfControl> use dat green n purple shit
<%Touched> Motherfucks I use a parallel port
<+Yepoleb> rs232 ftw
<~SelfControl> game port anyone?
<%Touched> DB-25 ftw
<~SelfControl> dat yellow was smexy
<%Touched> OMG I FORGOT THAT WAS A THING
<+Weloxux> oh yes, game port
<+Weloxux> can't use my old joystick anymore, because I don't have a game port
<+Weloxux> ;-;
<+Yepoleb> morse code anyone?
<+Yepoleb> with base64 encoding
<~SelfControl> uorhOUWgiyWrbgiuWO8429vnhvb2bGHQ32g3th3t
<~SelfControl> there's my base64
<~SelfControl> oops
<~SelfControl> uorhOUWgiyWrbgiuWO8429vnhvb2bGHQ32g3th3t==============
<~SelfControl> there
<~SelfControl> now it is good
<%Touched> I used to program with with one of these https://www.mtechnologies.com/ameco/k1a.jpg
<~SelfControl> is that a sex toy
<+Yepoleb> now morse it
<%Touched> it CAN be
<%Touched> SelfControl: no you philistine its a telegraph key
<+Yepoleb> how old are you?
<~SelfControl> 115
<%Touched> 176
<~SelfControl> you can call me Moses
<~SelfControl> I'll live to be 900 and shit
<+Yepoleb> is that base 8?
<%Touched> 900 in base 8?
<~SelfControl> lmao
<+Yepoleb> yeah, why not?
<~SelfControl> because 9 is nonexistant
<+Yepoleb> that's a proprietary extension of the base 8 standard
<%Touched> who standardised base 8?
<%Touched> Native Americans?
<~SelfControl> the apaches did
<~SelfControl> for their webservers and chmods
<%Touched> lel
<%Touched> nice pun
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From the chat whilst playing CAH with the RPers
 
Yeah. If you don't know which one is me... You'll know which is me.

[21:11:40] i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my one friend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after summer break
[21:12:04] Allison Lynch: Lol i thought she was out of her mind at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded odd at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[21:22:08] Poro: Has you got cookies?
[21:22:47] Allison Lynch: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[21:26:35] Poro: But you haven't given cookies. How can I trust hooman wiv no cookies
[21:27:05] Allison Lynch: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its [website] and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.
[21:27:28] Allison Lynch: then u just make ure own username or w/e and u can cum join my private chat for us 2 and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[21:27:46] Poro: Nope. U gots to giv cookies. I get angry wiv no cookies. U dun wan make me angry
[21:28:02] Allison Lynch: yea u are going to need a card of some sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18
[21:28:20] Allison Lynch: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! lol im such a goofball sumtimes
[21:28:44] Poro: U r goofball for not givin meh teh cookies
[21:29:12] Allison Lynch: i really can't wait 2 it's gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[21:30:07] Poro: The only thing I wanna hear goin is ur oven bakin teh cookies
[21:30:31] Allison Lynch: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
[21:30:52] Poro: And mah favorit smell is teh stink of super delicious cookies in teh oven
[21:31:24] Poro: Wanna guess what my favorit toy is?
[21:31:44] Poro: Is giant plastik cookie!
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Needless to say I had fun getting rid of her.
 
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Mage is watching a video that includes an hour long section of my desktop. Weird guy...

[19:15:06] Aiden: You're still watching it aren't you
[19:15:14] Austin: it's very intense
[19:15:38] Aiden: How can you watch my desktop for like, an hour?
[19:16:03] Austin: it's entertaining
[19:16:11] Aiden: In what
[19:16:15] Aiden: POSSIBLE WAY
[19:16:21] Aiden: Is my desktop entertaining? XD
[19:16:32] Austin: there are icons
[19:16:36] Austin: and a cursor
[19:16:40] Austin: so many things
[19:16:51] Aiden: Ok, this is quote thread material
[19:17:03] Austin: lmao
[19:17:14] Aiden: I'm pissing myself
[19:17:22] Austin: you should probably not do that lol
[19:17:32] Austin: unsanitary
[19:17:41] Aiden: You're unsaniary
[19:17:46] Aiden: oop
[19:18:07] Austin: i am very sanitary
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Nagi just dropped this cracker on me ¬_¬

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Ninja Aiden said:
Nagi just dropped this cracker on me ¬_¬

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Nagi: 1
Aiden: 0
 
[02:52:29] Pachy: it's fun to weeb
[02:52:31] Pachy: I promise
[02:52:36] ★srinator: i don't want to weep
[02:52:38] Aсhrоmаtic: hey
[02:52:44] ★srinator: i have my masculinity ass stake
[02:52:47] ★srinator: at
[02:52:48] ★srinator: ass wtf
[02:52:49] Aсhrоmаtic: if you're super into japanese ghosts does that make you a weeaBOO
[02:52:52] Aсhrоmаtic: he he he hehe
[02:53:20] Aсhrоmаtic: the whole crowd goes wild.
[02:53:25] ★srinator: no
[02:53:29] ★srinator: ur bad
[02:53:36] @Aslan: so proud of you for making that pun <3
[02:53:43] @Aslan: i was laughing!!
[02:54:05] ★srinator: she is only trying to make u feel good
[02:54:08] ★srinator: classic aslan
[02:54:21] Aсhrоmаtic: aw aslan is so kind
[02:54:23] Aсhrоmаtic: she's nicer than shit sri
[02:54:33] ★srinator: Shit sri
[02:54:34] Aсhrоmаtic: sritty
[02:54:39] ★srinator: that rhymes
[02:54:40] ★srinator: aww
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Ah classic showdown server shenanigans. Also Sri; we tease because we care!
 
We totally understood what we were saying during our Mafia meeting in Epic Mafia

Klippy - eolcfadebclc
Ash - MB fUeTHEYffcREDaf'dc
Ash - MfabaGfeeffeffcOa
Seth Rollins - ftfceeeadwaadacc
Ash - anc edcctddiano
Seth Rollins - acffdbefcobkc
Ash - sfsfhai ebdidfahritbf isaeluaoc
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So the UG snails were playing some EM, Nakuzami was the agent and Bacteriophage was the spy. Both of those roles can send anonymous messages to each other and well... here's the result

Note that Bac and Naku are speaking here.

You received a message: SO
You received a message: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME
You received a message: I DO LOVE YOU
You received a message: SO VERY MUCH
You received a message: THANK GOODNESS
You received a message:
You received a message: MARRY ME AND WE CAN GO SWIM IN ORANGE JUICE IN HAWAII
You received a message: WHAT DO YOU SAY HONEYBUNCHES
You received a message: YES!
You received a message: YES OF COURSE!
You received a message: *ROMANTIC KISSING SCENE*
You received a message: *RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET*
 
Two people were being weirdly salty about Gothitelle in the Battle Server and I followed Ben on Twitter:

[14:52] ★Aсhrоmаtic: Dustin can you post a sick burn so that I can make a pun with your name
[14:53] Duzzy: posted one earlier where tf were you
[14:53] ★Aсhrоmаtic: where is it
[14:53] ★Aсhrоmаtic: link me
[14:53] ★Aсhrоmаtic: if its on PC
[14:53] Duzzy: [14:42] Duzzy: you two could supply a year's worth of salt to a potato chip factory
[14:53] ★Aсhrоmаtic: That was a Fairburn, Dustin
[14:53] Duzzy: god f~~~ing dammit ben
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Fairburn be my last name. Hey.
 
Achromatic said:
The legendary bread pun-combo.

★Aсhrоmаtic: Hi Ryguy
★Aсhrоmаtic: I hope you're bready to be in the chat
Ryguy360: ok?
★Aсhrоmаtic: Wait...that's not Rye
~Sylphiel: no bread puns please
~Sylphiel: :P
★Aсhrоmаtic: Sorry, but worrying about puns is the yeast of your problems
★Aсhrоmаtic: these puns are fresh out of the oven
• ~Sylphiel sigh
★Detоxifiсation: ben if I ever see you irl I'm going to throw you of of a bridge
GajuMasters: wynaut
★Aсhrоmаtic: don't you mean a breadge
★Aсhrоmаtic: ryenaut?
BraveIV: national bad pun award received :D
★Aсhrоmаtic: I doughtn't deserve that!
+shaymin: sylphiel
+shaymin: can you infract ben for making such horrible puns
+shaymin: :(
GajuMasters: dont take it for grain'ted
+Arсhy: This is a puns free zone.
★Aсhrоmаtic: I've been wheating for the right time
GajuMasters: i should have seed it coming
★Aсhrоmаtic: How many puns do I have?
★Aсhrоmаtic: bakers dozen.
GajuMasters: wheat you should have 1 more then that
★Aсhrоmаtic: I'm just trying to butter you up
BraveIV: BOOo
Ryguy360: wow
• Gym Leader Aniah facepalms
★Aсhrоmаtic: Man, I'm on a roll
★Aсhrоmаtic: Just crust me, I've got plenty more puns coming.
GajuMasters: id like to make a toast to achromatic over his puns
★Aсhrоmаtic: Sorry for all these buns!
★Aсhrоmаtic: I just kneaded to tell them.
★Aсhrоmаtic: This is the rise and fall of my bread pun trail.
★Aсhrоmаtic: I've started to loaf around.

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im upset, not because of the puns but you didnt change puns into buns smh ben im disappoint
 
Achromatic said:
★Aсhrоmаtic: Sorry for all these buns!

;)
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★Aсhrоmаtic: Sorry, but worrying about puns is the yeast of your problems
★Aсhrоmаtic: these puns are fresh out of the oven
★Aсhrоmаtic: How many puns do I have?
★Aсhrоmаtic: Just crust me, I've got plenty more puns coming.
★Aсhrоmаtic: This is the rise and fall of my bread pun trail.

;) you missed a few :33
 
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