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[Ammako]

 

[Juno]

regarding Sunday's eclipse

Spoiler:

 

[Aquacorde]

[18:45] ~Cаѕtfоrm: i thought don modded the UG too
[18:45] ~Cаѕtfоrm: does he not anymore?
[18:45] +Syndrome: n
[18:45] +Aсhrоmаtic: expand don
[18:45] +Syndrome: just ash n nett
[18:45] +Syndrome: o
[18:46] +Team Bidoof: ben pls

 

[gimmepie]

and here we are.

 

[Aquacorde]

-foxrally: You know what passe-partout means
-foxrally: "the one who goes everywhere"
-foxrally: even up yo booty

 

[Aquacorde]

[10/12/2015 10:18:18 PM] Managrimm: Yeah that's something that will take a while. Obv next post won't be Lost finishing a five-star fortress cannibal hotel.
[10/12/2015 10:18:41 PM] Hopeless: But I have a Clefairy
[10/12/2015 10:19:08 PM] Managrimm: Isn't it a Clefable?
[10/12/2015 10:19:32 PM | Edited 10:19:34 PM] Mimi: what does clefairy do :0
[10/12/2015 10:19:55 PM] Managrimm: Apparently it builds hotels really quickly.

 

[Wicked3DS]

[11:47:51 PM] Ice Goddess: Penice
[11:48:01 PM] Alex K: o_O
[11:48:08 PM] Alex K: Weiss
[11:48:09 PM] Alex K: You ded
[11:48:25 PM] Ice Goddess: No I'm alive
[11:49:44 PM] Alex K: You are indeed not
[11:50:11 PM] Ice Goddess: My mortality should be of no concern to the pressing matter at hand
[11:51:02 PM] Alex K: What matter is that?
[11:51:11 PM] Gimmepie: the matter of pressing
[11:51:13 PM] Gimmepie: duh
[11:51:15 PM] Ice Goddess: Penice
[11:51:58 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[11:52:05 PM] Sun: lol
[11:52:43 PM] Sun: -expects this convo to be posted on PC-
[11:53:00 PM] Ice Goddess: oh good heavens
[11:53:04 PM] Ice Goddess: add this then:
[11:53:07 PM] Ice Goddess: Watch RWBY
[11:53:18 PM] Alex K: (facepalm)
[11:53:26 PM] Sun: mang advertising ain't allowed :v
[11:53:37 PM] Ice Goddess: fine
[11:53:42 PM] Sun: edits it to 'Play RBY' :v
[11:53:49 PM] Ice Goddess: Watch RWBY or else you will be killed
[11:53:53 PM] Alex K: On 3DS in February
[11:53:59 PM] Alex K: :D
[11:54:37 PM] Ice Goddess: Boring
[11:55:12 PM] Sun: Alex, your gen is under attack! :v
[11:55:20 PM] Alex K: (angry)
[11:55:41 PM] Alex K: Those games started it all
[11:55:46 PM] Alex K: Without them you wouldn't be here
[11:55:48 PM] Alex K: End of story
[11:56:02 PM] Gimmepie: actually bug-catching started it all
[11:56:12 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[11:56:25 PM] Ice Goddess: RBY needs more White
[11:56:27 PM] Gimmepie: xD
[11:56:29 PM] Ice Goddess: RWBY

 

[Sun]

Bonus

[1:00:13 PM] Alex K: https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/8998666
[1:00:55 PM] Alex K: Now that that's done, I'm heading to bed
[1:01:02 PM] Alex K: G'night everyone!
[1:01:04 PM] Gimmepie: night Alex
[1:01:05 PM] Sun: Night,boss~
[1:01:25 PM] Alex K: Dangit Pie no one asked you
[1:01:33 PM] Alex K: :P :D


Remember, no one asked... XD

 

[gimmepie]

A perfectly normal conversation with Crunch Punch

Spoiler: Warning, contains inappropriate humour

 

[Candy]

[1:14:18] Johnny: PC is run by bidoof
[1:15:20] Sopheria: it's powered by a bunch of Bidoofs running on treadmills
[1:15:30] Johnny: vBIdoof
[1:16:29] Grey Bidoof: Sopheria - Today 1:15 PM
> it's powered by a bunch of Bidoofs running on treadmills

D:
[1:16:36] Grey Bidoof: This is labor injustice
[1:16:39] Johnny: Shut up and get to work
[1:16:43] Gimmepie: lmao
[1:16:47] Johnny: Woo pish
[1:16:49] Sopheria: don't worry, they get paid tasty Pokeblocks
[1:16:54] Sopheria: no unions though
[1:16:54] Grey Bidoof: We need scheduled breaks!
[1:17:37] Bardothren: You get your scheduled breaks whenever PC goes down.
[1:17:37] Johnny: no food for you this month
[1:17:41] *** Grey Bidoof forms the Bidoof Labor Union ***
[1:17:43] Bardothren: Now get back to work you lazy slackers!
[1:17:47] Sopheria: nuuu
[1:17:54] Sopheria: no unions
[1:18:13 | Edited 1:18:24] Grey Bidoof: Bardothren - Today 1:17 PM
> You get your scheduled breaks whenever PC goes down.

Correction: PC goes down because we are taking breaks ;)
[1:18:32] Johnny: Oxford? ._.
[1:18:40] Grey Bidoof: -_-
[1:18:47] Johnny: This bidoof is having an embolism
[1:19:09] Sariel: The Bidoof all have colds
[1:19:16] Sariel: They can't keep running all the time
[1:19:34] -Alex-: Blankets for bidoofs!
[1:19:38] Johnny: They can, they just die at some point
[1:19:39] Gimmepie: This is why we should have used something with recover
[1:19:49] Bardothren: Bidoofs are expendable
[1:19:55] Grey Bidoof:
...
[1:19:56] Candy the Dessert Spirit: D:
[1:19:57] Bardothren: Have you seen how many there are running around in the wild?
[1:20:00] Gimmepie: They're only good for hard labour anyway
[1:20:03] Grey Bidoof: ...
[1:20:10] Johnny: Yeah, you get one with your change in every store
[1:20:19] Grey Bidoof: That's it.
[1:20:29] Grey Bidoof: The BLU is going on strike
[1:20:43] Candy the Dessert Spirit: o ****
[1:20:44] Grey Bidoof: No more Bidoof Power for PC
[1:20:46] Johnny: Release the charizards
[1:20:55] Candy the Dessert Spirit: see what you guys have done?
[1:21:03] Candy the Dessert Spirit: now we can't access PC anymore
[1:21:12] Candy the Dessert Spirit: the bidoofs aren't running
[1:21:14] Johnny: These crappy creatures should know their place
[1:21:16] *** Grey Bidoof drafts list of demands ***
[1:21:23] Sariel: Don't make me bring out the Bibarel
[1:21:31] Gimmepie: It's fine I'll just by some $10 shoes at K-mart and they'll give me six bidoofs for free
[1:21:48] Sopheria: woot
[1:21:54] Sopheria: PC will be back up in no time
[1:22:02] Candy the Dessert Spirit: go GP!
[1:22:06] Johnny: OH look, i had a bidoof in my bathr
[1:22:15] *** Grey Bidoof files rights lawsuit ***
[1:22:40] Johnny: The rebelion of the bidoof
[1:22:42] Grey Bidoof: >: (
[1:23:06] Grey Bidoof: Rise up, my brethren.
[1:23:17] Grey Bidoof: Do not settle for this injustice
[1:23:21] Candy the Dessert Spirit: damn
[1:23:27] Candy the Dessert Spirit: it's the attack of the bidoof army
[1:23:33] Grey Bidoof: We were meant for so much more!
[1:23:33] Candy the Dessert Spirit: the bidoof army is REAL
[1:23:35] Johnny: Kill the rebel
[1:23:51] Grey Bidoof: We could be champions!
[1:24:08] Grey Bidoof: :')
[1:24:26] *** Grey Bidoof ends passionate speech with Bidoof cry ***

The Bidoof ended up running back on their treadmills so I can post this here.

BONUS:

[1:53:32 | Edited 1:53:47] Candy the Dessert Spirit: hey shenanigans can you confirm that PC is being run by bidoof on treadmills?
[1:53:50] alex: confirm
[1:53:57] Sopheria: told ya

 

[moon]

I... have no idea how this started. I blame Godzil.


[11:35:21] Groc/Godzil: So, if a skeleton has no friends...
[11:35:30] Groc/Godzil: Is he bonely?
[11:35:33] Sephy?: I owe it all to my amazing friends :')
[11:35:54] Ben: I bet most of them have a skeleTon of friends
[11:36:20] Groc/Godzil: No dates, though. Most are shin-gle
[11:37:26] Ben: I know ton of skeleton who partake in marrowage, and they're all happy together!
[11:37:44] Sephy?: Well of course, who better to have a joint partnership?
[11:37:54] Rika: skeleTon of friendsksdjls
[11:37:55] Sephy?: And they bone every day
[11:38:04] Rika: oh god
[11:38:12] Groc/Godzil: Don't tease them though, they can't take a good ribbing.
[11:38:39] Rika: I don't have the spine for this.
[11:39:05] Sephy?: I don't have the heart to stop it though
[11:39:07] Groc/Godzil: Yeah, not a lot of meat to this topic.
[11:39:30] Ben: You know why there is never any music played in skeleton church? They don't have organs
[11:39:55] Sephy?: It's okay, I'm sure it would be a pretty hollow performance anyways
[11:40:08] Groc/Godzil: But their favorite instrument is the trombone!
[11:40:36] Sephy?: Don't forget marachas
[11:40:40] *** Rika retreats ***
[11:40:40] Sephy?: They love a good rattle
[11:41:00] Ben: Skeletons can hold a grudge though
[11:41:04] Ben: they often have a bone to pick
[11:41:17] Groc/Godzil: Noy very bright, either.
[11:41:23] Groc/Godzil: Bunch of boneheads.
[11:41:42] Sephy?: At least skeletons have a real knack for romance
[11:41:52] Sephy?: You can look so much deeper into their eyes than a regular person
[11:41:57] Sephy?: It's like you can see right into their head

 

[Skip Class]

You guys made my night last night xD

[19/12/2015 7:04:04 p.m.] Archy: My voice is weird, haha
[19/12/2015 7:04:24 p.m.] Archy: Tbh a lot of people outside internet, doesn't like it at all
[19/12/2015 7:05:01 p.m.] ayumi hamasaki: Idk archy you snatched my weave I'm bald with your voice

 

[gimmepie]

I... have no idea how this started. I blame Godzil.


[11:35:21] Groc/Godzil: So, if a skeleton has no friends...
[11:35:30] Groc/Godzil: Is he bonely?
[11:35:33] Sephy?: I owe it all to my amazing friends :')
[11:35:54] Ben: I bet most of them have a skeleTon of friends
[11:36:20] Groc/Godzil: No dates, though. Most are shin-gle
[11:37:26] Ben: I know ton of skeleton who partake in marrowage, and they're all happy together!
[11:37:44] Sephy?: Well of course, who better to have a joint partnership?
[11:37:54] Rika: skeleTon of friendsksdjls
[11:37:55] Sephy?: And they bone every day
[11:38:04] Rika: oh god
[11:38:12] Groc/Godzil: Don't tease them though, they can't take a good ribbing.
[11:38:39] Rika: I don't have the spine for this.
[11:39:05] Sephy?: I don't have the heart to stop it though
[11:39:07] Groc/Godzil: Yeah, not a lot of meat to this topic.
[11:39:30] Ben: You know why there is never any music played in skeleton church? They don't have organs
[11:39:55] Sephy?: It's okay, I'm sure it would be a pretty hollow performance anyways
[11:40:08] Groc/Godzil: But their favorite instrument is the trombone!
[11:40:36] Sephy?: Don't forget marachas
[11:40:40] *** Rika retreats ***
[11:40:40] Sephy?: They love a good rattle
[11:41:00] Ben: Skeletons can hold a grudge though
[11:41:04] Ben: they often have a bone to pick
[11:41:17] Groc/Godzil: Noy very bright, either.
[11:41:23] Groc/Godzil: Bunch of boneheads.
[11:41:42] Sephy?: At least skeletons have a real knack for romance
[11:41:52] Sephy?: You can look so much deeper into their eyes than a regular person
[11:41:57] Sephy?: It's like you can see right into their head

 

[gimmepie]

Double-posting like a boss.
Don't punish me please.

Crunch Punch is a charming fellow.

 

[Wobb]

This is on Skype! :P

[1/4/2016 9:36:35 PM] *** Sven knows Pancham is eating pizza ***
[1/4/2016 9:36:54 PM] Zappy: ffs Kasey why do you never share with us.
[1/4/2016 9:36:57 PM] Zoroark Cutie (Pancham Cutie): How did you know? @_@
[1/4/2016 9:37:10 PM] Zoroark Cutie (Pancham Cutie): I'm actually literally eating pizza right now.
[1/4/2016 9:37:24 PM] Zappy: He knows
[1/4/2016 9:37:51 PM] Sven: your camera's on
[1/4/2016 9:37:57 PM] Zoroark Cutie (Pancham Cutie): No it's not.
[1/4/2016 9:38:02 PM] Zappy: O_o

And..

[1/4/2016 9:42:08 PM] Sven: I knew a guy who is a good hacker in highschool, and apparently once he realized his camera was on without him actually turning it on, he suspected police or someone was watching him
[1/4/2016 9:42:16 PM] Wobb: .o.
[1/4/2016 9:42:28 PM] Sven: wouldnt be surprised, he seems like a good hacker-ish person
[1/4/2016 9:42:29 PM] *** Wobb punches everyone's cameras ***
[1/4/2016 9:42:34 PM] Zoroark Cutie (Pancham Cutie): I'm scared now.
[1/4/2016 9:42:41 PM] Wobb: c:
[1/4/2016 9:42:53 PM] Wobb: I just saved everyone from police

 

[moon]

[16:25:05] Churro: "actually in middle school i had them"
chris 2016
[16:25:18] Anivia: LMAO
[16:25:35 | Redigerat 16:25:50] Sir Estrello the Aqua: "everyone in this call quotes what I say" - chris 2016
[16:25:37] Rikafire: "Everyone just quotes everything I say" - chris 2016
[16:25:44] Churro: XD
[16:25:47] Anivia: "I rest my case" - Chris
[16:25:48] Groc/Godzil: I don't!
[16:26:00] Anivia: "Ah **** I keep falling down in this game goddammit" - Chris
[16:26:01] Rikafire: "**** god danggit!" - chris 2016
[16:26:13] Anivia: "STOP IT" -CHRIS
[16:26:15] Churro: "stop it"
chris 2016
[16:26:16] Lawli: "I don't use the ladder!" -Chris 2016
[16:26:18] Sir Estrello the Aqua: "I need a trampoline" -Chris 2012
[16:26:27] Anivia: "AAARGHRGRHGRHRGRH"
[16:26:29] Churro: "GRRRRRRR"
chris 2016
[16:26:31] Anivia: - you know who
[16:26:36] Anivia: "****"
[16:26:36] Groc/Godzil: I don't even need to be in the chat. You guys are telling me all the best parts.
[16:26:39] Sir Estrello the Aqua: "There we go... ****"
[16:26:44] Anivia: "*******"
spoilered for the actual f word sort of

Spoiler:

[16:26:46] Lawli: "FUUUURRRRCCCKKKKK"

[16:26:47] Churro: "*****"
chris
[16:26:55] Anivia: "nope nope nope"
[16:26:59] Groc/Godzil: Did I say best?
[16:27:00] Anivia: "NOOOOOPE"
[16:27:11] Churro: xDDD
[16:27:11] Lawli: "no no no!¬"
[16:27:12] Groc/Godzil: That might not be the right word...
[16:27:18] Sir Estrello the Aqua: "..." Chris 2016

[16:28:44] Anivia: "Sephy's frowning because of Ben" - Chris
[16:29:04] Anivia: make tsundere!Sephy
[16:29:15] Anivia: :3
[16:29:21] Anivia: D:
[16:29:26] Anivia: give him this face
[16:29:29] Anivia: ;A;
[16:29:39] Anivia: EYELESS SEPHY
[16:29:40] Anivia: OMG
[16:29:43] Anivia: SLENDERPHY
[16:29:58] Anivia: oooomg
[16:30:10] Anivia: someone
[16:30:11] Anivia: screencap
[16:30:12] Groc/Godzil: I read that as "Slenderpy".
[16:30:33] Anivia: Ben sings a song to Sephy.
Sephy: "B-baka!"
[16:30:34] Groc/Godzil: And now I'm confused.
[16:30:43] Anivia: BenxSephy crackfic

 

[Myriad]

More RPT puns:

[11/01/2016 1958] Lawli: "ignore women, acquire dough?" < great bun. ahem
[11/01/2016 1905] Gimmepie: bun
[11/01/2016 1918] Lawli: shh
[11/01/2016 1940] *** Foxrally has renamed this conversation to "The RPBackstage - Ignore women, acquire dough" ***
[11/01/2016 1957] Lawli: Not everyone's bready for my great sense of humour
[11/01/2016 19:21:55] Rika: I like the taste of it, Lawli.
[11/01/2016 19:22:17] Lawli: :3
[11/01/2016 19:22:51] Rika: Bake me more puns pls.
[11/01/2016 19:23:46] Lawli: Not without some ins-pie-ration first~
[11/01/2016 19:38:47] Rika: (nod)
[11/01/2016 19:39:17] Ben: Pun game on point today Lawli
[11/01/2016 19:39:54] Lawli: (bow)
[11/01/2016 19:40:02] Rika: *(bowl)
[11/01/2016 19:40:07] Lawli: heheh
[11/01/2016 19:40:33] Rika: I can't get oven how fun puns are.
[11/01/2016 19:40:35] Lawli: at yeast I didn't go too far with it~
[11/01/2016 19:40:51] Yukari (May): omg
[11/01/2016 19:40:52] Rika: rolling on the flour laughing here
[11/01/2016 19:40:57] Yukari (May): I love this
[11/01/2016 19:41:07] Yukari (May): I'm just gonna sit back and watch. c:
[11/01/2016 19:41:36] Lawli: Yuki, you need to try raisin your pun level
[11/01/2016 19:41:49] Rika: You can't just sit there and dough nothing.
[11/01/2016 19:41:57] Lawli: xD Rika
[11/01/2016 19:42:01] Lawli: Love it
[11/01/2016 19:42:13] Ben: Stove it?
[11/01/2016 19:42:20] Rika: This can only get butter!
[11/01/2016 19:42:41] Ben: Such a long pun chain, though, it'll break fast
[11/01/2016 19:42:47] Rika: We're ovenly getting pre-heated.
[11/01/2016 19:43:04] Ben: Ugh you beat me to the lunch
[11/01/2016 19:43:09] Rika: hahah
[11/01/2016 19:43:12] Lawli: Donut stop punning guys
[11/01/2016 19:43:23] Rika: Not sure I can stomach much more of this.
[11/01/2016 19:43:35] Foxrally: I'd make a good joke but I'm toastupid for one
[11/01/2016 19:43:46] Ben: Oh Fox coming in. His pun game is great. He's literally baegel
[11/01/2016 19:44:11] Rika: I knead more English skills for this.
[11/01/2016 19:44:36] Foxrally: don't croissant paths with me when it comes to puns
[11/01/2016 19:44:50] Ben: I'm just pushing out every pun I can bake
[11/01/2016 19:45:13] Foxrally: we're just filling this up aren't we
[11/01/2016 19:45:42] Rika: This i-stove-r yet.
[11/01/2016 19:45:50] Lawli: It's berry close to being over :P
[11/01/2016 19:45:52] Rika: (it is, isn't it)
[11/01/2016 19:46:16] Nagi: yeah these puns are really getting mold.
[11/01/2016 19:46:33] Rika: If we made a bread on it in Forum Games, people will surely have tons more.
[11/01/2016 19:46:41] Foxrally: puns are a thing of the past(ry)

 

[Foxrally]

don't do pies kids

 

[Candy]

Meanwhile, in another chat.

 

[moon]