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Kira: Lacus and I leave this place for a few minutes, and we find out that Luna killed Rei and Stellar's holding Asuka hostage.
Lacus: Mind explaining yourselves, ladies and the lone gentleman?
Shinn: Uh...Flay Allster did it! *jumps out a first-story window*
 
Outtamah way! >3 *throws Kira out of his Mobile Suit*

Rawrr! Prepare ta get yar ***es kicked, Naturals! *drives it into a tree* Oh crud. Oo;
 
*Battle starts between Ru and smarty_arty*

Ru-13666/13666 Hp

smarty_arty-10000/10000 Hp
Shuckle Army-5000/500000 Hp
Quilava-7000/7000 Hp
Claydol-10000/10000 Hp
Ninetales-8000/8000 Hp
Swampert-8000/8000 Hp
Smeargle-3000/3000 Hp

*Ru summoned Kuri!*

(Ru)-13666/13666 Hp
Kuri(Aeon)-666666/666666 Hp

smarty_arty-10000/10000 Hp
Shuckle Army-5000/500000 Hp
Quilava-7000/7000 Hp
Claydol-10000/10000 Hp
Ninetales-8000/8000 Hp
Swampert-8000/8000 Hp
Smeargle-3000/3000 Hp

*smarty_arty used Nul-All!*

(Ru)-13666/13666 Hp
Kuri(Aeon)-666666/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-10000/10000 Hp
(Nul-All)Shuckle Army-5000/500000 Hp
(Nul-All)Quilava-7000/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-10000/10000 Hp
(Nul-All)Ninetales-8000/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Swampert-8000/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Smeargle-3000/3000 Hp

*Kuri cast Reflect!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-13666/13666 Hp
(Reflect)Kuri(Aeon)-666666/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-10000/10000 Hp
(Nul-All)Shuckle Army-5000/500000 Hp
(Nul-All)Quilava-7000/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-10000/10000 Hp
(Nul-All)Ninetales-8000/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Swampert-8000/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Smeargle-3000/3000 Hp

*smarty_arty used Banana Phone Rain!*

*666 damage!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-13000/13666 Hp
(Reflect)Kuri(Aeon)-666000/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-10000/10000 Hp
(Nul-All)Shuckle Army-5000/500000 Hp
(Nul-All)Quilava-7000/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-10000/10000 Hp
(Nul-All)Ninetales-8000/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Swampert-8000/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Smeargle-3000/3000 Hp

*Kuri used Ultima Fury!*

*Hit 13 times!*

*666 damage each!*

*Smeargle´s Focus Band activated!It is left with 1 Hp!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-13000/13666 Hp
(Reflect)Kuri(Aeon)-666000/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Shuckle Army-0/500000 Hp
(Fainted!)Quilava-0/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Ninetales-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Swampert-0/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Smeargle-1/3000 Hp

*smarty_arty used Holy!*

*2000 damage to Ru,600000 damage to Kuri!*

*Smeargle´s Auto-Regen made it recover 1000 Hp!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-11000/13666 Hp
(Reflect)Kuri(Aeon)-66000/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Shuckle Army-0/500000 Hp
(Fainted!)Quilava-0/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Ninetales-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Swampert-0/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Smeargle-1001/3000 Hp

*Kuri used BE A STUPID VOID GOD!*

*Kuri hit himself!*

*66000 damage!*

*Smeargle´s Auto-Regen made it recover 1000 Hp!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-11000/13666 Hp
(Fainted!)Kuri(Aeon)-0/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Shuckle Army-0/500000 Hp
(Fainted!)Quilava-0/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Ninetales-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Swampert-0/8000 Hp
(Nul-All)Smeargle-2001/3000 Hp

*Kuri vanishes!*

*Claydol used Cosmic Power!*

*Regen is cast on party!*

*Smeargle used Sketch!*

*It copied Kuri´s BE A STUPID VOID GOD!*

*Smeargle used BE A STUPID VOID GOD!*

*Smeargle hit itself!*

*1000 damage!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-11000/13666 Hp
(Fainted!)Kuri(Aeon)-0/666666 Hp

(Nul-All)smarty_arty-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Shuckle Army-0/500000 Hp
(Fainted!)Quilava-0/7000 Hp
(Nul-All)Claydol-1342/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Ninetales-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Swampert-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Smeargle-1/3000 Hp

*Ru used Scythe PWNAGE!*

*1343 damage!*

(Reflect)(Ru)-11000/13666 Hp
(Fainted!)Kuri(Aeon)-0/666666 Hp

(Fainted!)smarty_arty-0/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Shuckle Army-0/500000 Hp
(Fainted!)Quilava-0/7000 Hp
(Fainted!)Claydol-0/10000 Hp
(Fainted!)Ninetales-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Swampert-0/8000 Hp
(Fainted!)Smeargle-0/3000 Hp

*Ru wins!*

*Ta ta ta taaaaaaaaa ta taaaa ta taaa taaaaaaaaaaaaa!*

*Ru got 666666 Xp.!*

*Ru leveled up to Lvl 666!*

*Ru´s Hp increased to 16666!*
*Ru´s Strength increased to 13!*
*Ru´s Defense increased to 666666!*
*Ru´s Magic increased to 1000000000000000000!*
*Ru´s Magic Def. increased to 666666!*
*Ru´s Luck increased to 666!*

*Bra bra ling ling ling ling liiiiiiiiiing!*

*End battle*

*Back to overworld*

So,who like that random FF battle? XD

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*Garfield wakes up at the moment the Crazy Clown yelled lasagna and got there in a milisec.*

Garfield:LASAGNA?WHERE?

C.C.:Here little kitty!Take it!

Garfield:*Takes it*
*Starts eating*
*Spits it out*

Uggggggggggggggh,you say it´s CHERRY flavored?
This tastes like carrot!

*Throws lasagna at C.C´s face*

OK,OK,I´ll stop the randomness! ^_^;

*Is hit by a chocolate flavoured lasagna*

HELL,that flavour must SUCK! O_o
 
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Nuuuuuuuuuuh! Don't stop tha randomness! *dies*
*is revived randomly* Yay, it's still alive! X333

*resumes battle*

>CFG used tail on Drakania
>Drakania's HP rose to 696969696969
>Drakania used Blast Burn
>Phone rings Oo;
>*picks up reciever* I'm in *Teleports through banana phone all Matrix-style*
>Warp Zone: World WTF-1
 
The guys realized that they had no chocolate so they stole it from a annoying 8 yer old boy called Billy who also had pie but didnt want to share it. So our heroes carried on untill they reached WTF castle.
Char - "We suld muth intu Brookrunagod"
Brookes - "Dat bee a jully gud idee ul been"
Runasutaru - "I sal putt un evul muzik!!!"
So they morthed into Brookrunagod. they saw to doorbells, one said do not push and the other one said dingalingaling. Brookrunagod decided to press the one saing do not push, WTF castle blew up and then day saved the world. Then they wacked an A-bomb with a hammer and the world blew up o.o
 
...in an unrelated story Luke Skywalker was found choking on a plastic mic(tm) inside a bottle of prune juice and auctioned for $-54fh to a carrot. Goodnight. *dies*
 
Brookes said:
Was Drath Vader pimping out with Yoda too O.o
*does the WTF dance*
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Noh, they'z was busy fighting off the invasion of the Teletubbies. Oo; *shot with a Mew plushie*
 
Yeh, but we used gameshark codes and installed a Tuxedo Jack plugin to scare them off. Oo;
 
*turns into teletubby* gimme all your money... your base are already belong to us... (x.x)
 
*Flay shows up*
Flay: 'Sup?
Lacus: YOU *****!!! *tackles Flay and begins *****-slapping her*
Shinn: *climbs back in through the window* Catfight! Catfight!
Kira: Hey, Shinn. Wanna watch?
Shinn: Hi, Kira. *gets out some popcorn* Sure, why not?
*Shinn and Kira gorge themselves on popcorn while watching Lacus and Flay fight; Athrun, Dearka, and Yzak walk in*
Athrun: Hey, guys. What's going on?
Shinn: Lacus and Flay are having a catfight. Wanna watch?
Dearka: Catfight?! We're so in! Come on, people, let's sit down and watch.
Yzak: Sure, let's.
*Athrun, Dearka, and Yzak join the audience*
Lunamaria: How come Lacus and Flay are having all the fun?! Come on, Stellar, let's join the melee!
Stellar: Heck yeah, Luna! Charge!
*Lunamaria and Stellar join the catfight*
Kira: Yeah! Free-for-all, baby!
Shinn: This just got more interesting.
Asuka: Fine then, ignore me, *****es! *walks off*
 
picklesworth you say? Well I haven't eaten chutney like that since my left foot went to uraguay!
 
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