The Random Club!

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*Surfs the internet and gets a popup: "OLIOLIOLIOOOO!"*
Oo; WTF?! *clicks*
*Neo comes Flying out through his monitor and bumps into him*
*pow*
*dies* x_x

 

[Runasutaru]

Now for the news...

News dude:OMG!HELP US!
RADIOACTIVE KIDS ARE BOMBARDING US WITH HUMANOID NINJA TURTLES IN PROTEST FOR US TO CLOSE ALL SCHOOLS!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

*Is hit by Mike*

Mike:Yo,whassup dude?Want some pizza?

News Guy:Ummmmm,no thanks...
*Runs*

But before he could run,something terrible,ugly,horrific,evil,scary and dirty fell on him...

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A STINKY SOCK.

And then,MORE stinky socks started raining,along with fake money...

And when someone grabbed this fake money,they´d be turned into...
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BUNNIES.

News guy:*Shivering*Thhhaaaatttt´ssss ittt fff ff f orrrrr toooo daaaa aaa aaa yyyy´sss neeee wwwws...*Dies from coldness and fear*

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Morpheus: ...you take the blue pill, everything ends right here. you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want. you take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole is.
Neo: *stares at red pill, then blue pill, then back at red* ... *takes both pills and sticks tongue out* Nyah! XP *head Explodes*

 

[Rhykasho]

so basically what u are tying to say is that u like ham o.o???

 

[Rai]

*gaspies* NO! Ham be the evilness O.o;;

 

[Rhykasho]

yeh, but its not as evulness as pork and mushy peas O_O

 

[Rai]

*ear splitting screan* anything but that!!!!!!!! *hides in tree*

 

[Rhykasho]

Did u know that the king of all evul and pies is...............*drum roll*..............MR BURKE *evil life with a honk at the end*

 

[Rai]

I knew he was the king of evil....but pies now too? Noooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[mewtwo in armour]

why does red look blue? and green look white and why is the sun so cold?

 

[Rai]

I know! The sun is sooooooo cold! I have goose bumps just thinking about it!!

 

[Rhykasho]

One day I was like "yes" and he was like "no" and I was like "yes" and he was like "no and I was like "yes" and he was like "no"
Then we had a party with YODA o.o

 

[~tang~]

I don't feel like being random... I 'll just do this instead! *replaces foot with garbage bin* to the car mobile! *sits on couch* ........... *scratches bum* ................. *burps*........... what? oh yeah! *eats own head*

 

[mewtwo in armour]

hmmm why is the sky blue? why cant it be white like cloulds or yellow like musterd?

 

[Rhykasho]

Because the Sun told it to be blue and then day lived happily ever after o.o

 

[~tang~]

Until night came along... he was all like: "I'm gonna totally pwn you all with blakness!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

Then australia was like: "WTF mate?".......****ing kangaroos.... and then day was like: "this time it's personal" and then flexed it's muscles......... ****ing kangaroos......

 

[Rhykasho]

Yes but then the Tweenies deystroyedness them and that was the end of that story o.o

 

[Rai]

That is the greatest ending EVER! *cries tears of joy*

 

[Rhykasho]

I could of ended it better by saying "the end" but that would of made u cry tears of somethingness for years o.o

 

[Jack O'Neill]

*Kira, Athrun, Shinn, Dearka, and Yzak are currently watching the catfight between Lacus, Flay, Lunamaria, and Stellar*
Athrun: Go, Lacus!
Kira: Yeah, Lacus! Kick Flay's skanky ***!
Shinn: Come on, Luna, Stellar, you can do it!
Dearka: *whacks Shinn upside the head with a paper fan* Dude...
Shinn: Right then! Come on, Lacus!
Lacus: *blasts Flay with Force lightning* POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!! *tosses Flay out the window*
Lunamaria: Eep.