Don't wet your panties, guys (and Luke) I didn't go anywhere.
HI-larious story. While fapping to pr0ncoming up with brilliant, masterful battle strategies for the totally 1337 game of pokemon, from within my bathroomFORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, I had accidentally knocked my laptop charger into a bucket of bleach-water.
Srsly. WTF.
I had to order a new one for $50 Dell store, or $25 from crackheaded Antisome random E-Bay douche. But then, miraculously, my charger started to work on its own! Seriously! First, it couldn't hold a charge, now it works perfectly!
Now, I'm a religious fellow, so I thank my various Gawdz that it works. I'm sure there's a scientific reason for it, but there's also a scientific reason as to why DA's a n00b, and noone questions that.
P.S.: I saw those comments about me yaw'll left in my absence. Sims hates you all.