beauty. proletariat
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Y U HEK?
XD Best thing to say to any cop XD
XD Best thing to say to any cop XD
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Things you don't say to a cop
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Sublime
Blimey!
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You see officer, the reason I was speeding was because I reached down to pick up my cocaine that my prositute dropped. And well, this is the funny part officer, my unregistered gun fell out of my lap and somehow got lodged onto the gas pedal; thus, causing it to "floor it", if you will.
So, may I go? I don't seem to have my lisence on me anyway.
So, may I go? I don't seem to have my lisence on me anyway.
lmnopguy7
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Officer I swear the drugs just fell out of the sky and flew into my car! XD
Sublime
Blimey!
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Oh what the heck..xD
Mine got stolen.
Anyway.
Officer, you got any gum? I don't want to be breathing beer-breath all day.
lmnopguy7
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Got another. :) "Don't Taze me bro!" XD
Gummy
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How do you expect me to meet up with your mom if you keep holding me up like this?
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Um, you see...
You got rickrolled!
You got rickrolled!
Sublime
Blimey!
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Do you smell cocaine?
So, I assume with you being a cop and all you meet many drugees...You got any good connections?
I thought we were playing tag, officer!
Cup check!
So, I assume with you being a cop and all you meet many drugees...You got any good connections?
I thought we were playing tag, officer!
Cup check!
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You see, I'm Santa Claus.
Get in the sack.
Get in the sack.
WriteThemWrong
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thats a nice gun, can I see?
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Hey, when did you pocile ocifers start wearin tutus?
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Why the heck are you here,this is Mexico isn't it?
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Listen dude, give me back my bong and let me go so I can go to the Bring Your Own Bong party! Just message me the damage over MySpace.
Starway
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Stand still while I whack you with this shovel.
Elite Overlord LeSabre™
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The next time you wave that radar gun in front of me, I'll wave a real gun in front of you! Got that, buddy?
beauty. proletariat
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Your speed radar is stuffed up.
Not mine.
Not mine.
Starway
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No, you smell like drugs!
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Let me go and I'll add you on Facebook.