Things you don't say to a cop

[Her]

I could do a strip dance on your baton if you want...

 

[Aizuke]

How roomy is it in the back of your paddy wagon? ;3

 

[Her]

Sure, I'll remain silent.

 

[Her]

Boo, I get the only straight cop in town.

 

[Tater Tot]

YOU'RE ARRESTING ME? I've been driving more than I've been drinking!

 

[Starway]

Your the ninth cop I've seen with a stupid mustache!

 

[Her]

Code 311 means sexy party, right?

 

[Aizuke]

This is the best way to meet studs like you. :D

 

[the bitter end.]

He had Life insurance, didn't he...

 

[Starway]

Hmm...I wonder where this gun came from?

 

[the bitter end.]

*Points at Closer* She did it! -runs-

 

[Starway]

Hey look a monkey!
*Punch in the face*

 

[the bitter end.]

Look, I'm not interested in you land, sir. Go back to that cave where all of you door to door salesmen live.

 

[Starway]

Give me the ticket already! Iv'e heard this like a million times before!

 

[beauty. proletariat]

I'll give you a beer if you leave me alone mate!

epicfail fur teh lulz

 

[KurlyFries]

I definitely smell a pork product of some sort.

Look! a black man robbing a donut shop!!!!

 

[Starway]

....Look at Chicken go catch it! =D

 

[Aizuke]

I'm sure you pulling me over had other intentions. ;3

 

[Starway]

You just keep talking and talking....

 

[Ru-Kun]

If the cop was female

Were you the on at my party?