This or That? You decide! [Version 3.0]

[Megan]

I'll take the riddles. The Sphinx should be at a disadvantage, anyway; given that it's so old fashioned.
Reminds me of that book I read a while ago. The protagonist encountered a Sphinx but couldn't solve the riddle. So, in order to save his hide he started deconstructing the whole thing, listing tons of reasons why the riddle didn't make sense and as a result managed to confuse the Sphinx so hard that he literally bs'd his way out of that situation. xD
(And yes: it was _that_ riddle)

Closed or Open?

 

[Tsutarja]

usually open, because it sucks being closed. sure there are moments when closed is necessary, but i think that being closed by choice can be very off-putting

to run or to bike?

 

[ReKoil]

I ride my bike for as many things as possible.

Race against Sonic until you win or do arm wrestling matches against Sheeva until you win?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Race against sonic. I don't know much about sonic, but I know I can bribe him with chili dogs 😏

An age old question, stairs or elevator?

 

[Megan]

Escalators Stairs

Bike or Scooter?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

100%

Be a bird that can't fly or a fish that can't swim? (you wont drown though)

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Honestly i'd love to endlessly drift the ocean like a jellyfish, sounds relaxing

Be able to transform into anything or be able to turn invisible?

 

[StCooler]

Nice question!
Transform into anything, because I think there are more situations in which transforming is more useful than being invisible!

Would you prefer learning that there is no life in space besides us, or that extraterrestrial life only consists in bacterias?

 

[ReKoil]

Well bacteria predated plant and animal life here too so that option means it can still happen somewhere down the line :coolcat:

Watch Godzilla with Groudon or watch The Meg with Kyogre? 😁

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Gotta watch The meg with my boi kyogre!

Eat with a fork for the rest of your life or eat with a spoon for the rest of your life.

 

[Megan]

Spoon.

Knive or Chop Sticks?

 

[ReKoil]

Knife as I don't have to learn how to use those first 😇

Ride a skateboard with triangular wheels or ride one of those really old bicycles?

Spoiler:

 

[StCooler]

I haven't been on a bike for many many years, but I've never been on a skateboard. So I'll take the bike!

"Hello" or "Hi"?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Ima hi kinda guy.

Goodbye or bye?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Would probably say something more like "see you soon" but of these choices I think I will say goodbye because it sounds a little friendlier to me.

Fairies or dragons?

 

[ReKoil]

I like both, but Dragons.

Eat your food Kirby style by sucking it in with a wind vortex, or be able to turn everything you eat into an egg immediately like Yoshi.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Probably eating like kirby, as long as i don't choke

Become famous or become rich?

 

[Megan]

I'll take the moneywhile keeping my privacy.

Long or Short?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Long or Short what? Hair? Lifespan? Your time spent waiting at the DMV? Short I guess?

Ent friend or Golem friend?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Golem friend!

Spoiler:

Ride a dragon or a Giant spider? Random, I know.