Zeta Sukuna
Descendant of the Inchlings
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Touhoumon: World Link v1.28 (Nuzlocke)
This is Touhoumon: World Link v 1.25. And I will be Nuzlocking this... blind. I have NO clue what is going to happen, or the difficulty of this game, though since it's Touhoumon, I have a guess... Hopefully it isn't THAT hard, but it probably is.
Rules:
1: Touhou dies, it dies. Yeah, no revival, you know this much.
2: One Touhou per route. Can't catch any more, or it has to die.
3: Nickname Everything: Is this surprising? I have to do this one.
4: My starter is in the party at all times, unless killed. No matter how badly she sucks in battle.
5: No catching legen- err... Last Words or Final Words. That's just cheap.
Well, let's get started.
Also: After update 8 I am using 1.28, which was just released a couple days ago.
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Update 001: The Beginning of the Journey!
This is Touhoumon: World Link v 1.25. And I will be Nuzlocking this... blind. I have NO clue what is going to happen, or the difficulty of this game, though since it's Touhoumon, I have a guess... Hopefully it isn't THAT hard, but it probably is.
Rules:
1: Touhou dies, it dies. Yeah, no revival, you know this much.
2: One Touhou per route. Can't catch any more, or it has to die.
3: Nickname Everything: Is this surprising? I have to do this one.
4: My starter is in the party at all times, unless killed. No matter how badly she sucks in battle.
5: No catching legen- err... Last Words or Final Words. That's just cheap.
Well, let's get started.
Also: After update 8 I am using 1.28, which was just released a couple days ago.
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Update 001: The Beginning of the Journey!
Spoiler:
Urgh... my head... what did I do last night?
And I should care, because... ?
Boneka, huh? What kind of Pokemon ripoff will this be? Don't tell me I have to use a phone in this one.
... I'll play along with this for now...
And apparently you can't talk right.
What?
Do we really?
Oh yeah, a non-superpowered girl in a Touhou game. Nothing bad is going to happen to me.
Wait, WHAT?
Birch: Nothing.
... I'm screwed, aren't I?
Birch: Pretty much.
Renko: Fuuuuu-
(Renko hits the floor)
What happened? Hey... why am I in the back of a moving truck? Why can't I breathe? Oh god, am I dead!?
I think I got crushed in there, and you're saying it is tiring!? **** you, lady!
Joy... a small town with a homeless problem. I can see things working out so well with us.
Renko: (Looks at the homeless people who are staring at her mom.) Err... yeah, sure... let's just go inside.
... Don't tell me I'm the only one who sees child abuse in here.
Goodie, an entire room for my- wait... There's only one room upstairs. Where are you going to sleep?
Mom: I'll just take your bed when you leave.
Renko: ... Whatever, I don't care.
Okay, so Dad got me a clock instead of... oh, I don't know... something actually useful? I have a watch, you know. Furthermore, I haven't seen him in years, does he even care ab-
Mom: Shut up before I smack you.
Not even bothering with the clock. It's 10 AM here, or whatever, right? (3:29 PM).
What now, are you going to show me another crappy show to get me to be more like you?
Oh thank Arkari.
Oh yes, because NOTHING can go wrong with meeting a creepy guy I swear was in my dreams. You know, when I was ALIVE!?
Well, at least other people can see me.
>Touhou(mon)
>Daughter same age as you
... This is going to turn out fantastically. I already have a stalker.
Mar's mother: I heard strange noises last night.
Renko: ...
I should just turn back, but maybe she won't be able to see me!
God damn it!
How do you know that? I haven't even said anything yet!
And you're creeping me out...
... I bet you do.
I have to get out of here fast.
O.O
Okay, this is going South fast. I have to leave, NOW.
(Five minutes of walking later.)
Oh crap, someone needs my help! I'll be right th-
What
The
****?
You invade my dreams, and your daughter obviously wants to do horrible things to me. Not to mention that I'm dead...
Screw it, I'm going to go home and get some sleep.
... I'm stuck here, aren't I? Arkari damn it!
Twilight has made me hate Vampires. No.
You look weak as hell. No.
... Giant Scythe, relatively badass apprarance... You are mine!
Okay, how does something like that scare someone with a ****ing SICKLE!?
How am I losing this hard!?
And down you go! ****ing awesome! Thanks, CElly!
CElly: Oh, you don't need to thank me.
Renko: Wait, you can talk?
CElly: ... Yeah, of course I can...
Saved you!? I could probably beat that thing with a kick! Aren't you supposed to be a man!?
The creepy loli "Researcher" is inviting me, a >18 year old girl to his lab. I have little to no sign of maturation, and I have a loli on my person as well... This can only end in tragedy.
Wh-ho- What the hell!?
How did you bring me here, and why were you talking about me!?
Yeah, though I'm thinking of taking this one away from you...
... All you had to do was KICK the damn thing! It's not that hard, you know.
Oh goodie, I'm naming a loli that's travelling with me... this is definitely normal.
Not very creative name, self... what am I thinking?
Okay... who names their kid "Mar"? Is that a real name?
... No. I don't want to see her again.
Oh Arkari... this is going to turn out terrible.
This does not fill me with hope.
And I should care, because... ?
Boneka, huh? What kind of Pokemon ripoff will this be? Don't tell me I have to use a phone in this one.
... I'll play along with this for now...
And apparently you can't talk right.
What?
Do we really?
Oh yeah, a non-superpowered girl in a Touhou game. Nothing bad is going to happen to me.
Wait, WHAT?
Birch: Nothing.
... I'm screwed, aren't I?
Birch: Pretty much.
Renko: Fuuuuu-
(Renko hits the floor)
What happened? Hey... why am I in the back of a moving truck? Why can't I breathe? Oh god, am I dead!?
I think I got crushed in there, and you're saying it is tiring!? **** you, lady!
Joy... a small town with a homeless problem. I can see things working out so well with us.
Renko: (Looks at the homeless people who are staring at her mom.) Err... yeah, sure... let's just go inside.
... Don't tell me I'm the only one who sees child abuse in here.
Goodie, an entire room for my- wait... There's only one room upstairs. Where are you going to sleep?
Mom: I'll just take your bed when you leave.
Renko: ... Whatever, I don't care.
Okay, so Dad got me a clock instead of... oh, I don't know... something actually useful? I have a watch, you know. Furthermore, I haven't seen him in years, does he even care ab-
Mom: Shut up before I smack you.
Not even bothering with the clock. It's 10 AM here, or whatever, right? (3:29 PM).
What now, are you going to show me another crappy show to get me to be more like you?
Oh thank Arkari.
Oh yes, because NOTHING can go wrong with meeting a creepy guy I swear was in my dreams. You know, when I was ALIVE!?
Well, at least other people can see me.
>Touhou(mon)
>Daughter same age as you
... This is going to turn out fantastically. I already have a stalker.
Mar's mother: I heard strange noises last night.
Renko: ...
I should just turn back, but maybe she won't be able to see me!
God damn it!
How do you know that? I haven't even said anything yet!
And you're creeping me out...
... I bet you do.
I have to get out of here fast.
O.O
Okay, this is going South fast. I have to leave, NOW.
(Five minutes of walking later.)
Oh crap, someone needs my help! I'll be right th-
What
The
****?
You invade my dreams, and your daughter obviously wants to do horrible things to me. Not to mention that I'm dead...
Screw it, I'm going to go home and get some sleep.
... I'm stuck here, aren't I? Arkari damn it!
Twilight has made me hate Vampires. No.
You look weak as hell. No.
... Giant Scythe, relatively badass apprarance... You are mine!
Okay, how does something like that scare someone with a ****ing SICKLE!?
How am I losing this hard!?
And down you go! ****ing awesome! Thanks, CElly!
CElly: Oh, you don't need to thank me.
Renko: Wait, you can talk?
CElly: ... Yeah, of course I can...
Saved you!? I could probably beat that thing with a kick! Aren't you supposed to be a man!?
The creepy loli "Researcher" is inviting me, a >18 year old girl to his lab. I have little to no sign of maturation, and I have a loli on my person as well... This can only end in tragedy.
Wh-ho- What the hell!?
How did you bring me here, and why were you talking about me!?
Yeah, though I'm thinking of taking this one away from you...
... All you had to do was KICK the damn thing! It's not that hard, you know.
Oh goodie, I'm naming a loli that's travelling with me... this is definitely normal.
Not very creative name, self... what am I thinking?
Okay... who names their kid "Mar"? Is that a real name?
... No. I don't want to see her again.
Oh Arkari... this is going to turn out terrible.
This does not fill me with hope.
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