Treasure Hunt Mafia - Epilogue

[dig up whatever remains in a grave that's too hard to read the headstone of because that's a cool thing to do so i decide to do it because its cool so i do it so yeah. do it. then ima lay in that fool's grave. this is my grave. back up off homes bones]
 
[Gather some of the dead wood and make a small campfire for the group]
 
[Dig up Whispy's grave, and look for hidden treasure somewhere in there.]
 
Dig Charlie Brown a grave, then push him into it
 
As this is my one and only deathpost, I want all of you guys to shut up and listen to me.

I may be Necrodeus, I may be the "bad guy", but will you guys please look at yourselves. You know how ironic it is to see that I'm the bad guy, and yet I was the only one who befriended Whispy, who got burned by Bard, and got beaten up by my attackers to protect me. He was my real friend. I was also the one who befriended Marleen, who you guys decided to kill, especially Charlie. I was also the one who befriended Beanbon, whom which you are cautious now, because she may be plotting something. But have you realized something? Yes, I was too busy befriending everyone, instead of finding treasure.

I may be the bad guy, but look at you. You are willing to burn down a forest, kill an innocent Waddle Dee, create a ruckus in the Nightclub, and now you are illegally digging the graves of those people who died.

Now TELL ME, WHO IS THE REAL EVIL ONE HERE, ME OR YOU? To me, and everyone, all of you are just dirty thieves who deserve to die right here and then.

Good luck to the Skull Gang. I know you guys will do great things. I believe in you.

tl;dr: fuck you innos, go team skull

EDIT: Bac, I would like to use one action please

[Guiltrip everyone because they are the real scum of this game, not us... Also, give Alvey indigestion]

;)

EDIT 2: Bac said I could do one more action so yee

[Get reincarnated along with my squad, Marleen Dee, and Whispy Woods... Oh and Elektra Heart and Ivan Haz Treazurre if they want to, and team up with the Skull Gang to cleanse the evil the Squeak Squad has caused]

LETS GO TEAM UNDEAD
 
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I'd like to defect from the Squeak Squad. Can I do that?
 
To be fair Gunner has an extremely valid point... Are we really the bad guys? PLOT TWIST

At least we now have a robotic canine friend who will probably soon be destroyed by our fellow teammates.... I tried to warn you Marleen we're BAD people! ;-;

Bleh this isn't what I wanted. I wanted to go on fun adventures and find shinies like in PMD2, not burn forests and desecrate graves.

[Join Artic Sun and defect from the Squeak Squad]
 
As this is my one and only deathpost, I want all of you guys to shut up and listen to me.

I may be Necrodeus, I may be the "bad guy", but will you guys please look at yourselves. You know how ironic it is to see that I'm the bad guy, and yet I was the only one who befriended Whispy, who got burned by Bard, and got beaten up by my attackers to protect me. He was my real friend. I was also the one who befriended Marleen, who you guys decided to kill, especially Charlie. I was also the one who befriended Beanbon, whom which you are cautious now, because she may be plotting something. But have you realized something? Yes, I was too busy befriending everyone, instead of finding treasure.

I may be the bad guy, but look at you. You are willing to burn down a forest, kill an innocent Waddle Dee, create a ruckus in the Nightclub, and now you are illegally digging the graves of those people who died.

Now TELL ME, WHO IS THE REAL EVIL ONE HERE, ME OR YOU? To me, and everyone, all of you are just dirty thieves who deserve to die right here and then.

Good luck to the Skull Gang. I know you guys will do great things. I believe in you.

tl;dr: fuck you innos, go team skull

EDIT: Bac, I would like to use one action please

[Guiltrip everyone because they are the real scum of this game, not us... Also, give Alvey indigestion]

;)

EDIT 2: Bac said I could do one more action so yee

[Get reincarnated along with my squad, Marleen Dee, and Whispy Woods... Oh and Elektra Heart and Ivan Haz Treazurre if they want to, and team up with the Skull Gang to cleanse the evil the Squeak Squad has caused]

LETS GO TEAM UNDEAD

I admit I cried at least twice while reading this... Damn you :'( <3

NOPE! Just Chuck Testa.
 
Bwuahahahahahahahah! Love it. "Greed" trumps "Evil" in this case. Gunner you snarky salt snail; props to you.

You know; defecting sounds pretty awesome right now...Daroach has been kind of not very involved. So while I'll not quite decide to defect yet; because I feel like the Squad deserves to have a chance to change my mind. I will just say now that; aside from the slug that was Gruegloom being mean; I've been a force for good too. And most of the squad has been dorking around doing some er...really strange things that even I'm questioning. :3
 
Defect from the Squeak Squad and join someone that's not causing forest fires, graverobbing or murdering
 
Inb4 a Cult is created. I will stay faithful to the Squad. Destruction amuses me (mwhahahahhahahahahahhaha), so I'll just stick along.
 
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