Vending Machine

[Starlight]

You get arrested for genetic engineering.

*inserts pokedoll*

 

[ReKoil]

The vending machine gets up and runs from it's fight with all the humans continuously pestering it by shoving random stuff into it 😏

*catches the vending machine with a lasso and shoves a new processor in*

 

[Megan]

The vending machine stops working because the processor wasn't made for the motherboard is has built in. You get nothing, unless you just wanted it to stop. In that case you made it stop and now all the kids cry because it doesn't do anything when they throw in a coin. See what you did there? D:

*finds a new vending machine and inserts some coin*

 

[StCooler]

You get a chocolate bar.
Seems dull, doesn't it?
...
You become suspicious, you wait for something to happen... But nothing happens.
Then you realise you cannot unwrap it :(

*Inserts pencil*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a pencil that never needs to be sharpened and never runs out.
Better pretend you use multiple though, you might just start some kind of pencil war or cult if you're not careful.....

*inserts a lasso that has been used only once 😉 *

 

[Mahian23]

You got a cattle figurine.You can use it to decorate your farm!

*Inserts a Black Headed Oriole feather*

 

[StCooler]

You get a +1 in cuteness.

*Inserts Slowpoke*

 

[ReKoil]

People get their stolen souls back! huzzah! =D

*inserts cookbook *

 

[Starlight]

You get an omelette full of eggshells. Hey the machine it's best tried ok...

*inserts mystical orange goo I found on the ground*

 

[Megan]

You get a goo friend whom you can talk and play with!

*inserts disc dispenser*

 

[ReKoil]

The vending machines shoots out all your precious discs while someone nearby is doing some clay pigeon shooting and mistakes them for their targets.... now they are all shattered D=
The person gives you an eeveelution plush of your choice as an apology 😊

*inserts doctor note*

 

[Starlight]

You get shouted at for being out and about when you told your boss you were ill!

*inserts hair clip*

 

[Mahian23]

You get a black wig.

*Inserts a Pikachu trading card*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Pikachu VMax card:

Spoiler:

*inserts pen & paper*

 

[Megan]

You get a Dungeon Master!

*inserts coupon*

 

[StCooler]

You get your coupon back, as it expired 10 years ago.

You get a Pikachu VMax card:

Spoiler:

Woooooooooooow Pokémon cards have changed a loooot since I stopped collecting them 😨

*Inserts old Kabuto TGC card*

 

[ReKoil]

It's so old the Vending machine can't find it in it's database. It cleans it and hands it back to you, not knowing what to do with it.

*inserts empty bag of chips*

 

[Megan]

You get the bag back but with a new chip inside. Talk about recycling!

*inserts 1€ in 1 Cent pieces*

 

[Mahian23]

You get a expired 1$ google play redeem code!

*Inserts a 30 year old honey comb*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a 30 year old bee keeper! Hope you two will get along! 😘

*inserts old newspaper*