Vending Machine

[ElBurrito]

You get a guide on how to do the can-can.

*shoves arm in coin slot*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a can opener

*does the thing*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a self help book titled "You Can Do It!" written by Bobby Boucher.

*back flips and misses slot with coin toss*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a little toy train that says "I think I can, I think I can" over and over

*flicks coin into slot*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get an album from the preservative themed parody band Cantera, featuring their hit single "Cemetery Grapes"

*kicks coin into slot*

 

[Megan]

You get a kick in the groin by a punching glove. But you also get the punching glove!

*liquidizes car into slot*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get 9 lives

*inserts circular shaped object*

 

[pokemon fan person]

you get another circular shaped object

*throws 17281 coins at the slot, with 17280 missing the slot*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a set of caltrops.

*steals one of pokemon fan person's coins and inserts it*

 

[Megan]

You get a plastic bottle that smells like the ocean and contains a piece of paper.

*inputs life insurance*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a self defense apple designed specifically for engaging in combat with doctors.

*inserts extended warranty*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a useless utensil

*inserts coinage*

 

[Megan]

You get a bear.

*inputs passcode*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a lantern

*inserts coin*

 

[Zeostar]

You get a pet dog.

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get an icecream cone, but just the cone.

*insert cone, erm coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a single POG

*inserts coin*

 

[Megan]

You get some rainbow glasses.

*inputs secret base code*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get rose colored glasses

*inserts coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a glass colored rose

*gives coin slot a wet willy*