Vending Machine

[Squirtlenator]

you get a switch

*inserts coin*

 

[Zeostar]

you get the american president joe biden

*insert coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a map with the location of the fountain of youth

*coin thing here*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a map with the location of Atlantis

*inserts coin*

 

[Arcaneum]

In Mother Russia, the vending machine gets you!

*INSERT COIN*

 

[Megan]

You get a plane ticket to nowhere.

*brute forces entry code*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get half of a bill

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get billed half a vending machine

*insert coin*

 

[Starlight]

You get some game entitled Jumanji. It looks like fun!

*inserts coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get Zathura: A Space Adventure

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get bunny ears for your costume

*coin here*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a clown nose

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a bunny tail

*coin coin, here coin coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get gum

*inserts coin*

 

[Starlight]

You get one wish from Zoltar

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get a bag of used diapers

better find a dumpster fast!

*coin dumped in*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a dumpster

*inserts coin*

 

[pokemon fan person]

you get an entire house
*puts in a coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a Whoopee cushion

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

you get an empty bottle of Fanta

*coin stuff*