Yo Gerrick, answer me a thing... or a few things. Note - I started writing these questions first, I swear, I just had to spend time answering the questions with Raz. Y'all are just ninjas.
1. At what point did you realise that your plan to infiltrate the Gold Tribe had horrendously cocked up?
2. What are your thoughts on Thrace, the Crimson Crusade, the People's Militia, and the general impending doom facing Exathor?
3. How was your relationship with your late brother?
4. If you had been (by some miracle) forgiven for your betrayals of the Gold Tribe, would you have enjoyed staying? (In a way other than 'Yay, I get to rob people'. Don't you sass me, now.)
5. If you're an expert at 'gettin' all the ladies', why are you single and chained up to rot in a dungeon? (Yes I went there.)
And now for the Diabolical Ralts himself, Razathiel. Currently featured in Pokémon Odyssey: Search for Cresselia.
What is your full name?Oh, I have many names - Razathiel, The Dreadmage, The Eye of Dread, the Dark Psyker, The Nightmare - yes, yes, I am quite the accomplished evil wizard, I'm sure you're well aware. I also allow the nickname 'Raz', if you're of situation or mental deficiency to make the extra syllables a particular burden. Don't wear it out, though. I should probably mention, also, that I'm so incredibly evil it might as well be synonymous with me. I really am that evil.
When and where were you born?Why in the f*cking Torn World should you want to know? I understood you were asking questions, but I didn't realise you wanted to go full-on irredeemably nosy bastard! Yveltal almighty, egh... erm, where to start? Twenty seven years ago, I suppose, in a village in the middle of nowhere during a time of great distress. Tell anyone and I'll rip your heel bones out through your skull.
Who are/were your parents?Giratina's wings, you really are a pestering little prick, aren't you? Ugh - alright, a Gallade and a Chimecho, long dead; not my fault, surprisingly enough, though if they hadn't died I'd have probably got around to it one way or another anyhow. I always thought it a little more malevolently impressive if you manage to murder your parents, but I suppose that can't be helped now. Missed opportunities and all. If I ever conveniently obtain complete control over life and death, however, perhaps I can raise them and slay them again. That could work. Those are the kind of things that conveniently happen, you know, when you're a f*cking magnificently evil wizard.
Do you have any family other than your parents?My parents didn't have any opportunity to create spawn to die at my hand, no.
Any story from the past you'd like to share with us?Razathiel lets out a childish- erm, maleficent giggle- erm... cackle.
Hehee, well, there was this one time: this Alakazam - pitiful little mageling, he was - he actually seemed to think that he was more evil than me. Me! Really! Oh, that was funny. As it turned out, I was actually more evil, and by quite a large margin, in fact. So then I obliterated him and stole his spoons.
Where do you live in, and with whom? Describe the person/people.For the most part, I live nomadically and on my own - though I have been looking into getting a massive, evil fortress lately... nonetheless, recently I've found myself harboured by a group of Gold Tribe, Seekers, SEC members and Thieves. I can only assume they are led by Guardia, though of course the harbouring is nothing I am in need of - no, the group has called upon my considerable psychic and magical talent in order to solve their Darkrai problem. It all benefits me, of course - Arceus forbid I'd do anything out of the goodness of my heart. HA!
What do you do for a living?I'm an evil wizard. It's pretty boss.
Do you have any special abilities?Storms of fire, lightning, psychic and arcane energies - what do you want from me? I'm a sorcerer - an evil sorcerer - of repute to match any in the known world! I can rend the very fabric of reality asunder if necessary! How's that for a 'special ability'?
Tell us more of your appearance. Height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks, this kind of things.Ergh... must you do this? Really? Egh... I am a Ralts, standing at roughly one foot and five inches tall. Yes, you heard correctly - now hold your tongue or lose it. I weigh around fifteen pounds, have dark green hair and glowing crimson eyes. Because I'm evil, you know. Red eyes are pretty evil. Aghem - I tend to wear a comfortable brown robe with a pointed cowl, although you can often see me without it, or with a pointed black wizard hat instead on a particularly good day. Evil day, rather.
To which social class do you belong?Social class? I am the Dreadmage - society holds no relevance to me, other than how I shall break it.
Do you have any allergies, diseases or physical weaknesses?I was born without the horn that usually adorns the heads of my species. Needless to say I am less aware of the pitiful emotions exhibited by those around me - not that I would care anyhow. Additionally, and the cause of great frustration, my inability to evolve continues to plague me, despite my age and indisputable power. If you must know, I happen to suffer from nightmares regularly, though that is something that by now I am adept at dealing with to the point of very little bother.
What does your voice sound like?Not as I would prefer it. I'd much rather a deep and impressive boom; that would far better suit my villainous nature. As it stands, I'm stuck with this slightly gravelly, high-pitched, grating squeal of a voice. Quite a f*cking shame, that.
What do you have in your pockets?My pockets? I have none - if you'd rather I divulge the contents of my Magic Room, I can tell you that there are hoards of riches, food, various musical instruments and a wide variety of magical and otherwise powerful trinkets. Quite the useful space, my Magic Room.
Do you admit to having any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?Defining characteristics? I'm evil. That should do it.
