what black magic ritual would be used to summon you

First, arrange a Missingno, a Dr's Dapper Topper with a Nebula unusual effect and orange paint, a stack of 450 red turnips for Wild World, a Golden Frying Pan, and a Nintendo Switch (Requires at least MK8 Deluxe, Mario Odyssey, Splatoon 2, and Breath of the Wild) into a pentagram's 5 points.

Then, light a 2 foot tall tin of cookie dough on fire with a magnifying glass next to the pentagram as an offering.

If done correctly, at exactly 6:09 AM or PM, I will appear, and I can grant you one wish, as long as it involves Mario Kart.*


*Note: I get all the items used to summon me
 
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Arrange positivity, good vibes, an animal crossing leaf, one of Sufjan Steven's hats, and Luigi on the pentagram. Play some a e s t h e t i c chillwave with Naruto fight scenes playing in the background as the light of the Tsukuyomi shines down upon the pentagram and all who summon me. Begin the ritual about 2 hours before you actually need me because chances are I'll oversleep because of who I am as a demonic spirit. xo
 
drop awp at exactly 1:23 AM GMT+1 in the Netherlands in a disclosed location (exactly in the right spot else you summon gimmepie and you don't want that).

Then draw a badly drawn circle around it and dance around it while twirling and screaming "BEGONE SHOVELS" for exactly 4 minutes and 59 seconds.

If that was done right a song should start playing (probably the wake me up inside meme) and our prime minister will show up, not me. But that is EXACTLY what we need for the next step which is to shovel him right before the "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE" comes.

And then you realise you wasted your time cause you might aswell have @ spammed me somewhere and get the same result.
 
1. Make a potion out of the world's 10 hottest peppers.
2. Make an octagram on the floor that you can fit into while sitting. This particular kind, since there are other types of octagrams:
Spoiler:

3. Arrange pink and blue candles (alternating the colors) on each point of the octagram, and light them in a circle (Start with a pink candle first, always).
4. Drink the entire potion of peppers ALL OF IT.
5. In the brief moment before you die, you will see me appear. :3

Edit: Engaging in the above ritual will get you a few days of horrible diarrhea thinking "I HATE YOU STRING555", is that really what you want? XD
 
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you probably don't even need a satanic ritual you just mention goro akechi and my ass is there
 
draw a pentagram on the floor, and place a bottle of wine at each of the 5 points. you can mix and match wines, but there must be more reds than whites

then place a copy of Fire Emblem Awakening in the middle of the pentagram and draw a circle around it in human blood (it's not really a demonic ritual if you don't use blood). get down on your knees, clasp your hands together, and ask the Dark One to send the 2nd most unholy demon in the universe your way. if everything is done correctly, I will appear momentarily*

*if done before noon, I will not appear
 
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Lie user: Lucid on the floor, having their arms, head and legs at the respective points on a pentagram. Play low-quality Gintama videos and then play a game with Lucid where they try to catch you out on an unsubbed anime episode at 3AM, and I will appear.

If you cannot access user: Lucid, also lying Tyler joseph's head, a bowl of poutine, several cats, Piers Nivans and a single edelweiss petal on the 5 points of a 4km wide pentagram will work.
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.........da fuck is Tyler Joseph?
 
1. Place a Typhlosion plush, a copy of Pokemon SoulSilver, a grey hoodie, a Snickers bar, a can of Barq's root beer, the number 27, and a live Owl into the seven points of a large septagram (seen below)
that is large enough to sit in.
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2. Sit in the middle of the septagram on the floor. Take the can of Barq's root beer and chug that sucker down.

3. Start chanting "The silence speaks volumes" while the song Silence Speaks by While She Sleeps plays.
(link to the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6tqXQNWUA)

4. If all steps have been completed correctly, the septagram should glow purple. I will then appear in front of you and give you a fresh meme.
 
Just talk about how you're willing to give up vast amounts of wealth and I'll arrive eventually.
 
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