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What household item would you pick up to fight a velociraptor?

I think i would pick up my metal baseball bat inside my room ( even though i don't play baseball ) and whack it across the head. I think that would knock it out.

*EDIT That or a frying pan. They usually work. or i could always grab a glass of liquid stuff and make it skull it.
 
Cover him in syrup and hope it has the same effect as tree sap, turn him into amber :3. If that doesn't work, throw my brick of a DS at him!
 
Velasoraptors were small and furry dinosaurs, so I'd probably be able to wrestle it to the ground without barely getting hurt.
 
I would use the large meat cleaver knife in my Kitchen. In the room i am in right now I would use the chair I'm sat on. I have nothing else I could possibly use.
 
Roy G Biv said:
Good thing I won't be having this problem any time soon :D
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You never know ;o

I'd probably grab my other monitor and chuck it at it. Feel the wrath of 1280 x 800 resolution XD

Or I could grab the Apple keyboard sitting around and start beating it, this thing is a lethal weapon. Honestly, you should you have a permit to wield this thing *o*
 
A boot to the face, probably.

They might have been small but those teeth and claws would have been able to slice your flesh anyway, so care would be taken. It would be like trying to ward of an angry, sickle-clawed cat.

Utahraptor would have been far more menacing - the velociraptors in jurassic park weren't even velociraptors, they were more like deinonychus or utahraptor.
 
It depends on the time of day.

If it's night, I'll stick my brother to my Monster Frisby and use it as a shield, Equip a metal bat, Coke Grenades, and a frying pan, then try to fight it off and get the triforce of Power.

If it's day, I'll use Chuck Norris instead of my bro.
 
If I was given the strength to … I' use my cupboard… and smash it like a bug.
Although seeing a I wouldn't be able to pick it up … the meat cleaver in the kitchen.
 
The staple gun my dad left on the floor from a science project I had for school... five months ago. It's still there.
 
I'd use my oversized Rice-Scooper, my fluffy pink stick, or my oversized hammer. :3 People on MSN should know of its deadly powers. >D
 
My copy of Eldest. If I recall correctly, it's big enough to knock someone out with. I'd use a Harry Potter book, but I'm afraid that it'd ruin the book...

I'd also love to test out a frying pan against it. If it worked for a video game character, it'd work for me! ...right? XD
 
There's a beautiful, exquisite, expensive and resourceful Atlas that weighs some extreme measurement, resting happily at the end of the room that could easily find a new, unique and dazzling method of use. =B
 
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