What household item would you pick up to fight a velociraptor?

[Game Over1375]

I have a sledgehammer under my bed(don't ask why, I just do)! I'll use that against it. If not that, I have a very sharp katana...

 

[Signomi]

This is such a weird poll. :D

I would probably make use of my incredibly long bamboo stick, for once I wouldn't be using it to poke my family members...which I do quite a lot.

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

One of my families walking sticks, which I inherited from my grandad. theres one in my room with a statue of an owl's head as the handle. I'd hit it with the pointy beak of the handle!

 

[Saruboy]

I'd go Ong Bak on it's ass, besides, raptors were actually pretty small.....

 

[Guillermo]

Now i would use my weights in my room ( only 20 KG but it would knock it out ) xD

 

[Gymnotide]

Upon further thought, it was silly of me to declare earlier in this thread that I would fight a velociraptor with my fists.
I would use my legs. They are much stronger.

 

[Gerri Shin]

I'd pull out my double barrel shotgun with some elephant shot (oh, come on, you all know that's a household item! ;D) or if that's not readily available then I'd get it's attention and have it ram through the wall into my neighbours place and let him deal with it.

 

[Chibi-chan]

Lol, believe it not, when I'm walking my dog, I've always wondered what I'd do if I saw a velociraptor starting to chase me down the street or a car trying to run me over D:

Well, in the case of a velociraptor, I'd get out my handy multipurpose killing spatula. It's like that but 3x bigger and 5x sharper. It's my weapon of choice for anything :D

 

[Aizuke]

lol wtf? XD;

Weapon of choice; my sword. Too bad it's not sharp. :\

Or, the poles that connect to the vacuum cleaner. XD

But really, I would hide in the bathroom or something.. Or try and ride on it, if I felt like being stupid. XD;;

 

[Gymnotide]

Forget household items, me and Aizuke would just be like maad Asian like in the movies and fight back to back and do some spinny dropkick pewpew lazors.
Take that, stupid velociraptor.

 

[BrandoSheriff]

i would pick up my metal baseball bat and just whack the stupid lizard. and then i'll play soccer with his head.

 

[pm_41]

If I saw one of those, I'd would throw the nearest item at it (could be anything from a lamp to a box of M&Ms), scream like a little girl, and RUN FOR MY LIFE!

 

[Conman]

Whoa...hmmm, well actually I know excatly what to go for, a bat. See I have the this old bat from when I was like 6 or 8 in my closet.
I'd beat the heck out of it, until the bat broke. Then I'd be screwed...

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Listening to: Gorillaz - November Has Come
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[Alter Ego]

Well, if we suppose that it's a really small velociraptor I'd just shove it in the microwave. :D

If not, then a heated frying pan or something would have to do, or maybe I'd swipe my mum's practice sword...and sharpen it fast as heck. XD Or maybe one of those big, fancy wok knives we have hanging around.

 

[Blue Nocturne]

I would tie it with my karate belt then whack it continuously with a frying pan, if it escapes i have another 7 belts, just re tie it with another and resume pounding.

Alternatively i could just grab a few of the many knives my unensil cupboard and stick one in each and every internal and external organ.

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

I would use my electric keyboard


:t354:TG

 

[Kenaime]

I have a lighter and a can of spray paint. That makes an awesome Flamethrower
I would just use that until it's completely charred. And I have lots of each

 

[Crystal Walrus]

Oddly enough I'd get my wiimote and nunchuck, If a wiimote can smash a Tv it can do anything!

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

I have a heavy calculus textbook, and I can always light it on fire for extra pain. Flaming math book of DOOM FTW!

 

[Moi.]

I'd either

Grab my samuri sword and hack at it :D
Get my dad's hunting rifle and shoot it between the eyes.
Throw kitchen knives at it.

All things that i have access to xD