What if Game.

[Starlight]

Hopefully I'd see myself being happy.

What if you really needed to sneeze but it was a criminal offence?

 

[ElBurrito]

I sneeze when and where I want. I'll start an underground sneezing ring. In the event it gets busted: *waves hand* "sneeze aren't the people you're looking for".

What if reading this post made you go blind?

 

[Tsutarja]

Then how else would I be able to reply to it?

What if you could be physically transported into cyberspace?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then I could truly say I'm number one.

What if you lived in a pineapple under the sea?

 

[Starlight]

I'd probably think I was called Wayne Cramp.

What if it's all a dream?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then I hope reality is WAY better than this.

What if you never had to sleep?

 

[Tsutarja]

That'd be excellent! You could get a lot more done if that were the case.

What if soda hydrated you like water?

 

[Starlight]

I'd still drink water. It's all the junk in soda that's the big problem for me.

What if you could never watch movies again, only tv series?

 

[Tsutarja]

Entertainment is entertainment to me, so...

What if you could ride a bicycle on water?

 

[budube]

I wouldn't do it bc I don't even know how to ride a bicycle in the first place

What if you could fly?

 

[Tsutarja]

Oh that'd be much easier than going by car, that's for sure.

What if you could interact with one of your favorite characters from a show/movie?

 

[Sorviknight]

I wouldn't leave them alone for one minute.

What if all the clouds disappeared?

 

[budube]

I would have no skin nor hair because of the sun.

What if your pet was actually one of Lovecraft's deities?

 

[ElBurrito]

I would love it if my chinchillas turned out to be little Cthulhu's. Bring on the Nth dimensional demon puff-puffs! Plus I'm currently in the middle of reading through the necronomicon right now, so I'd like to think I'm well prepared for such a scenario.

What if you were a 2D being instead of a 3D being?

 

[Tsutarja]

I'm sure the laws of gravity wouldn't permit that. XD

What if you had the power to say the name of a concept you have no knowledge of, and by saying it, you became an encyclopedia encased with such knowledge?

 

[Pyrax]

Hope a passerby reads me and shares this knowledge with the world.

What if someone used said knowledge for nefarious deeds?

 

[Starlight]

Then I'd have to stop them before they take over the world.

What if a duck married a chicken?

 

[ElBurrito]

They might produce some tasty offspring.

What if the little girl from Poltergeist was telling the truth and the TV people really are here?

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Well...I guess we'll just have to get used to it. (I've never watched the Poltergeist, so take my answer with a grain of salt.

What if someone very close to you told you that they were an imposter and that the real person had been kill years ago?

 

[Tsutarja]

Honestly I'd kill the imposter

What if you had the power to be immune to rain and danced in it, with people giving you weird looks in the process?