What If? Redux

[Duck]

It'd get rediscovered and the first generation casinos would be getting very rich on whales.

What if the (drinkable) alcohol industry never existed?

 

[Roni]

lots of families might've been saved. including my gf's...

what if Latin was the most dominant language today?

 

[Allen303]

what if captain America never became old.........
I miss you, captain america

 

[Allen303]

what if aliens invaded earth?

 

[Starlight]

what if Latin was the most dominant language today?

It'd probably be easier to understand than a lot of slang these days ;)

what if aliens invaded earth?

They would use subliminal messaging to elect a puppet to do their bidding. Like making a crazed, megalomaniac, TV personality, president of the US or something.

What if peaches were blue?

 

[Duck]

They'd be better for you - assuming the blue color comes from anthocyanin (what makes blueberries blue, for example), it has a lot of health benefits.

What if the Earth weren't locally flat?

 

[Roni]

we'd definitely need sticikier shoes

what if snakes had legs?

 

[Duck]

They wouldn't be snakes, they'd be lizards.

What if ifs and buts were candy and nuts?

 

[Roni]

candy that were a thing, then our language would be nothing nuts one big mess

what if sticks and stones didn't break my bones?

 

[Duck]

A gun still would. Also words might hurt you.

What if time went backwards?

 

[Starlight]

I'd be walking backwards wearing my watch.

What if we had head shoes?

 

[Duck]

We already do, we just call them hats.

What if Rome never fell?

 

[Roni]

We'd all still have really cool bath houses? Dangit I never did study enough history.

What if everyone could paint like a professional?

 

[Starlight]

Then artists would go bankrupt

What if the moon was made of cheese?

 

[Roni]

Its resources would've been completely depleted well before the 90s

What if English had no apostrophes?

 

[Duck]

Not a lot would change. They - much like most orthographical conventions - are there for human convenience and don't need to be there.

What if we used the Greek alphabet instead of the latin one?

 

[Starlight]

Holidays to Crete would be easier

What if the moon landings were actually fake?

 

[Roni]

Neil and Buzz need to have their awards revoked pronto if ever

what if i were named Ryan?

 

[Duck]

Your flair would be depresseryan

What if the government were controlled by the lizardpeople?

 

[Roni]

Aren't we already? *X-files theme plays*

What if phones were made of wood?