What If? Redux

[Squirtlenator]

rappers and poetics would have another word to rhyme with foxes and boxes

what if there was no winter - no snow?

 

[Starlight]

It'd be Florida!

What if hot dogs were actually made from puppies?

 

[Squirtlenator]

😱😭😱😭😱😭😱😭 I take it that you're a cat person...

What if dollar bills actually grew on trees?

 

[Roni]

the market would be in shambles within 3 days

what if there was a 10,000 dollar bill?

 

[Starlight]

I would tell the owner... CARD ONLY!

What if pepsi and coke put their products in each other's packaging for April fools?

 

[Squirtlenator]

You mean they haven't done that already?

What if disgusting looking food tasted great and great looking food tasted gross?

 

[Roni]

i'd be one of the healthiest people alive.

what if humans were accustomed to only eating one meal a week?

 

[Squirtlenator]

We would have a lot more time on our hands to do other things and the money we'd save on groceries would also be a plus

What if we didn't need sleep?

 

[Starlight]

I'd still somehow get nothing done.

What if submarines were porous?

 

[Squirtlenator]

They would sink...

What if we didn't need to eat?

 

[Starlight]

Chefs wouldn't exist!

What if you had to pay to go outside?

 

[Roni]

i'd be saving so much money if ever

what if the internet never took off in popularity?

 

[Squirtlenator]

We wouldn't be spamming in this forum trying to raise our VPP

What if we didn't have to pay taxes?

 

[Roni]

taxe drivers would all go broke :3

what if Apple was called Steveroo Electronics when it was first founded?

 

[Starlight]

It would have failed way back then. Oh wait a minute, it did anyway 😈

What if slugs were really tasty?

 

[Roni]

aren't they already a delicacy in France or smth? taste do be subjective huehue

what if everyone were 50% translucent?

 

[Starlight]

I'd have been able to see right through that volcano insurance salesman...

What if you could make an omelette without breaking any eggs?

 

[Megan]

I'd question my life decisions.

What if they gave out free ice cream?

 

[Roni]

i'd have diabetes by now

what if the concept of fast food never existed?

 

[Starlight]

Ronald Mcdonald would still be on his farm, ee-eye, ee-eye, oh.

What if purple felt like hot tastes?