What'll be on your gravestone?

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Cause I would be too cheap to add anything. I would like to put, "If I come back as a zombie please don't hesitate to kill me, ummm doughnuts." Or something stupid like that.
 
I will never have one, cause I will never die

"Here lies a zombie expert, who now is one of the things he slays and coming soon to your town to eat your flesh and brains"
 
Well in reality I'd accept whatever was written by my loved ones.

I really don't know what I'd write, but you could be sure it'd be significant to me then.
 
Ye frail mortals who gaze upon this sight, forget not
the fate of Divine Valefor (that's me), once mighty, now
surrendered to the inescapable grasp of destiny.
Requiescat in pace.
 
''Epic fail tombstone.''

And the tombstone would be made of paper.
 
There's no( )body here.

Much better than my first choice.
 
"RAAAGGGGEEEE QUITT!"

Nah I would accept whatever my mum or someone puts on there XD I would love a big fancy white tombstone that rich people get though. That would be awesome.
 
"'Ere long done do does did"

Love goes to anyone that knows the reference.

Or "Your sins killed me, now go and repent!" or "The money wasted on this tombstone and coffin could have been used to save starving children."

But I won't have a gravestone, I'd rather be cremated, or just abandoned somewhere.
 
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Captain Fabio said:
"Re-spawning in 3...2...1..."
Or
"Damn lag!"
Or
"BRB"

They would be amusing.

I was seriously going to come in here and post that.

Um, I had a good one thought up, but I can't remember it. And you know, we say we'll put this stuff, but we're not gunna remember by the time we're old...maybe. I reckon I'll take what my family puts, which is probably going to be "Here lies Sydian. He was an *******."
 
Never thought about it but I guess I'd put something like:

"Shhh! The dead are sleeping, please respect us."

or "Touch my stuff and suffer!"
 
Generic tombstone stuff....my name... then:

"P.S. Devin, get the hell away from my grave."
 
death is an illusion. there us no such thing as death. so im probably standing right behind you right now. muahahahahahaha(no more space)
 
Hmmm..."So long. Farwell. Good-bye. See you all in hell mutha[OMG!]!".
Yea. I like the sound of that. >:P
 
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