whats the best insult youve ever heard ?

[Cay]

heavy swearing but everything in this video honestly

 

[pkmin3033]

Son of a Submariner!

 

[Her]

you fucking look like luther vandross

 

[smocks]

fuck you and your fiddlesticks

 

[Aisu]

Long head ass all chin and forehead no face.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Spoiler:

 

[Lunar]

"He's over there looking like a toothbrush"
-
Gordan Ramsay

 

[SunsetGreen]

u are such a bitch

 

[blue]

little bald manc twat

 

[pastelspectre]

definitely the idiot sandwich one from gordon ramsay

 

[Spiff]

you look like squidward's house

 

[Radiating]

I don't think I'm allowed to say my insult here...

 

[Her]

"how does someone with that little life manage to look like theyve developed a coke addiction"

 

[MadHatter62]

"Listen Bitchtits..."

 

[Nah]

https://youtu.be/BtJoyPAlI1k?t=3m33s

 

[Gabri]

All British insults are great, tbh. Those fellows have a knack for mashing words together with their accents to create glorious phrases solely for that purpose.
When Trump tweeted something about Scotland and Brexit, one Scot called him a "weaselheaded fucknugget" and I lost my shit. Other insults in response to that tweet include:

Spoiler:

tit
weapons-grade plum
utter twonk
witless fucking cocksplat
mangled apricot hellbeast
bloviating flesh bag
toupéd fucktrumpet
incompressible jizztrumpet
ferret-wearing shitgibbon
polyester cockwomble

There's also "a hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest?"

Oh and Gordon Ramsay's insults too, but those are a given. Specifically these two: "You fucking donkey!" and "You fat useless sack of fuckin' yanky danky doodle shite"