Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[CF1994]

Because it wants to give Mr. Rime a hot dancing run for it's money.

What is it with Lance and his underlevelled Dragonites?

 

[Superjolt]

It's actually because of a rare genetic disorder, once they hit a certain level range they suddenly stop leveling up! Lance is just unlucky to have 3 of them with the same conditions.

Where does Mr. Backlot get all of those Pokémon he adds to the Trophy Garden?

 

[Hestia]

From his illegal underground day care.

Why does all nurse Joy look exactly the same?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Because you're not wearing wise glasses, they really all look different.

Why didn't Galarian Rapidash get wings and become a Pegasus?

 

[Sheep]

Because it has a really, really big fear of heights!

Why did Shellder not want to bite that Slowpoke's tail?

 

[Dusk]

Because that particular Slowpoke wasn't slow enough... bro.

Why is Youngster Joey's Rattata in the top percentage of Rattatas?

 

[pkmin3033]

Because once a year, all the Rattata in the Johto region gather together in a massive group for various competitions. Joey's Rattata won four gold medals.

Why don't they have any Burmy in the Unova Region?

 

[Hestia]

Same reason there are no Magikarp, Geodude or zubat.
It's isolated.


Why can anime meowth talk?

 

[pkmin3033]

It used Pay Day to bribe the writers to give it a human voice...unfortunately this bankrupted it, so it can no longer use Pay Day.

Why isn't there a hummingbird Pokemon yet?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

He was once a human who took the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon quiz, and being the sassy type, got transformed into Meowth! :P

How does Miror B get his hair to stay in place??

 

[pkmin3033]

A combination of Water Gun, Mist, and Icy Wind. All used by a special Ludicolo he keeps tucked away in his---nevermind.

How many Magnemite does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

 

[Dusk]

Just one, but it mite take a while...

What's in the secret recipe of those pancakes Alolan Raichu loves so much?

 

[Hestia]

The secret ingredient is crime.

Why can a wailord an skitty breed?

 

[Eleanor]

Because magic, obviously!

What's written on Stufful's tag?

 

[pkmin3033]

CE-267JSA-97L-P. Don't ask me what it means, I don't know either. It is said those who discover that secret are visited by a Bewear and never seen again...

If Alakazam have an IQ of over 5000, why can it only remember four moves?

 

[Eleanor]

Because moves and IQ aren't related. Moves are something instinctive and based on the subconscious.

What color are Woobat's eyes?

 

[pkmin3033]

That depends on their mood. Normally they're red, because when you see a Woobat's eyes, it's already too late.

What does Rowlet taste like?

 

[Eleanor]

Very fancy tea with a side flavor of feathers.

What does Oddish taste like then?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Well uh... the PokéDex describes it as the "weed Pokémon", so you just guess... xD

Shouldn't Ash be in school instead of travelling around the wilderness looking for dangerous battle monsters?

 

[Eleanor]

Yes, definitely. Someone go and take that boy home!

Why do cyclists love Magnemites?