Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[pkmin3033]

They're very good stabilisers. Believe it or not, most cyclists still need training wheels without them!

What happened to the GS Ball?

 

[Eleanor]

I believe Youngster Joey just found it somewhere and used it on a Rattata.

What happens when Ludicolo stops dancing?

 

[pkmin3033]

Bad things. The earth starts to shake, fire rains down from the sky, the sea levels rise, and toilet paper becomes the premium currency in human society as people start panic buying.

Asides from May/Brendan, why don't any of the game protagonists have fathers?

 

[Eleanor]

Because said father escaped the household some years ago to become a Grunt of whatever evil team there is in each region.

Why is Pinsir not a FIghting type?

 

[pkmin3033]

Because it's too cool to be such a universally bad and generally lame type =P

Why does Lugia live in the ocean and not in the sky?

 

[Sheep]

because all the birds in the sky make fun of it for not having feathers

why did Bulbasaur refuse to eat the Oran Berry?

 

[pkmin3033]

Because it had been on the ground, and many Pokemon like to...uh, "mark their territory" against trees.

How many bananas could a hungry Snorlax eat in five minutes?

 

[Pok3pals]

What is a banana? Never heard of it, but at the same time I've never seen a Snorlax eat a Chesto Berry.

Why do Whismur whine when an Exploud yells?

 

[Hestia]

They try to yell, can't, get upset and cry.

Why do manny npcs like to stand at the same spot every single day.

 

[pkmin3033]

They're practicing queueing! It's a very useful skill to have when you're older.

How exactly do Pokemon fit inside Pokeballs?

 

[PageEmp]

By virtually squeezing themselves into spheres. What?

Is my avatar a Drapion with it's arms down or a satanic Slowking?

 

[Superjolt]

You can't fool us, Page! Clearly it's a hybrid of both!

How do the vending machines in the department stores never run out of drinks?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Nobody buys them obviously. 200 dollars for a bottle of water, whyyyyy? Also, notice how you never actually need to drink. :')

How come TMs suddenly became reusable in Gen V?

 

[Pok3pals]

Well have you seen the prices of TMs go down? The only place that had a reasonable price was the game corner, but jeez. The TM company is now just getting the technology to make them reusable, but they could've down this eons ago.

What is a Grimer composed of? Is it all sludge or is there something we aren't seeing?

 

[Lycanthropy]

It's lots of tiny atoms we can't see, very sludgy atoms in Grimer's case. Shush, I'm a chemist I know how this works.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swellow?

 

[Pok3pals]

I have no clue, but I know it must be super speedy. Probably fast enough to slice things with it's wings.

How come a Solosis looks like a Pokemon trapped a jello?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Turns out Solosis is literally a ball of jelly (lime flavoured), but researches have covered up that fact because no trainer could resist eating their Solosis. :(

How come all species of Pokémon fit into the same size egg?

 

[pkmin3033]

All Pokemon actually start out as Ditto - once they decide what form to take, their egg hatches!

Why is there a Pikaclone in every region?

 

[trainer_nokachi]

Legend says, that the purpose of there being a PikaClone in every region is for that Pikaclone to be the partner Pokemon of that regions immortal 10 year old. They're multiplying.

What are the spikes on Feraligatr's body made from?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

They're actually a spikey parasite Pokémon waiting to be revealed!

What did the Smeargle graffiti on the wall?