Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[WizardOfOdd]

Because the rival is a better human being than you

Why no people ever get angry with the player character barging through their house without knocking

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Because the Player is the most feared being in the world and they're afraid if they kick him out of there houses they might die

Why can't I just let my rival become the champion for once?

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Because it's not the time and place for that :v

Why we can catch as many pokemon as possible? Isn't it endangering the habitat

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Nah as long as the pokemon isn't dying

Why did they remove the Safari Zone in Lets GO

 

[Meadow]

Who needs a Safari Zone when the whole entire region is one big Safari Zone? x)

Why was the Spiritomb too afraid to cross the road?

 

[Treecko]

Because one of his 108 spirits is slow and he was worried they would get ran over!

Why did the Blazkien lose its Fire/Fighting typing?

 

[Seteth]

It was afraid that people will run over it freeing the spirits from within then Spiritomb then the Spriritomb will go crazy trying to find more souls to keep inside of him.

Why can only Pikachu and Eevee surf with a surfboard in Let's Go?

 

[CF1994]

They gotta get that sweet Kantoooo money!

Why doesn't Seismitoad learn any physical Water move?

 

[Seteth]

Seismitoad because he doesn't like getting punching/kicking/Headbutting/ other stuff with water.

Why does Bewear run so fast in the anime but in the games its speed stat is pretty bad?

 

[Meadow]

Let's just say the Bewear in the anime took too many vitamins, that's all... ^^;

What does Staraptor think of Pidgeot's hairstyle?

 

[CF1994]

Staraptor doesn't care, because it's own mohawk is all that it needs to be classy.

Why don't Unova's Legendary Dragons learn Earthquake by TM?

 

[saniachan]

Would be a real disaster if they do.

Anyway, why does Vanilluxe look appealing in a hot day?

 

[Meadow]

Who wouldn't be drawn to a delicious-looking Casteliacone? ;) Ice cream is yummy! *w*

What did the Pikachu shout after winning a battle against an Alolan Meowth?

 

[CF1994]

"I Pikachu always being up to no good by stealing treasure!"

Why is Appletun so smol?

 

[Meadow]

Because it aspires to be a popular handheld Apple device who will one day put Rotom to shame!

What does Mimikyu look like beneath its rag?

 

[CF1994]

An amalgamation of your most embarrassing memories in life so far. Even it fears itself, despite wanting that sweet KANTOOOOO love from us.

Why is Landorus-T so busted?

 

[Dayani]

Sure........if you like Pokemon spit. xD

Could you ever get past that knee high tree in the middle of the road?

Haha, I really liked this for some reason.

 

[Dayani]

It's a shame that this thread ended. We should do this more!

 

[Superjolt]

Going back to the most recent game related post:

An amalgamation of your most embarrassing memories in life so far. Even it fears itself, despite wanting that sweet KANTOOOOO love from us.

Why is Landorus-T so busted?

Because he stole some ice cream from Tornadus and Thundurus! When they find out he is sooo busted!

What is that Pachirisu doing with all those berries?

 

[VisionofMilotic]

To make a pecha berry antidote after eatting a sketchy purple ice cream cone that gave it a tummy ache.

Why did the Dragonite start tap dancing in the super market aisle?