Why did the Combusken cross the road?

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    The rules of this game are pretty simple! The person above you will ask a Pokémon-related question, and you will respond to the post above by coming up with a totally ridiculous answer! After giving your answer to the question above, it will be your turn to ask a question for the next person to answer. Rinse and repeat. :D

    Logic does not exist in this game, so you are encouraged to make your questions and answers as silly as you want! Just remember to be appropriate and keep your posts related to Pokémon, okay? ^^

    Here are some obligatory examples:

    Example:
    Person 1
    Why is this Slugma underwater?

    Person 2
    Because it wants to give the ocean a hug, of course!
    Is Giovanni actually an evil person?

    Person 3
    Nah, he's not an evil person... He's an evil Pokémon. ;)
    How good is Professor Oak's memory?

    Person 4
    Considering how well he remembers his grandson's name, I'd say just about excellent.
    What does Mimikyu's true form look like?

    ...and so on!

    Now then, it's time to go wild! Let's kick things off with this question:

    Why is Mewtwo listed before Mew on the PokéDex?
     
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    It will, in the next patch of Pok?mon Snap. Trust me, my uncle works at Nintendo.

    Why are Pok? Balls always shaped like a ball?
     
    because Pikachu wants to be like Ash

    How come Magcargo doesn't blow up the planet with its hotter than the sun body temperatures?
     
    It can flap its two other heads like wings! ;)

    What does Mimikyu's true form look like?
     
    Me! Look under spoilers if you want to see my selfie from the last time I took my cloth off.

    Spoiler:


    Why can't I hack down every tree with the hm cut?
     
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    Because those perfect, impenetrable tree-barriers around every Route and city are there for a reason...the things that lie beyond...they can never be unseen...:cry:

    How can Dragonite lift itself with its tiny little wings?
     
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    Because the Dodrio suddenly realized he was a chicken all along... ;)

    How exactly can a trainer fly on a Pidgey?
     
    Easy! Just grab on to a talon, and away you go ~ ! But you might be better off walking!

    Why did the Magikarp refuse to evolve?

    VisionofMilotic said:
    Me! Look under spoilers if you want to see my selfie from the last time I took my cloth off.

    Spoiler:
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    "Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock."
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    [PokeCommunity.com] Why did the Combusken cross the road?
     
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    Because he wanted to keep swift swim as his ability!

    Hyzenthlay said:
    "Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock."

    [PokeCommunity.com] Why did the Combusken cross the road?
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    By the way I feel really bad about what happened with the scholar who took my rag on off. I kept trying to tell him not to look but he wouldn't listen!

    Why did the Gengar stop levitating and fall to the ground?
     
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    He was so captivated by the cute-looking Gourgeist walking past, that he grew "weak at the knees" and fell!

    What did the Zangoose say to the Seviper?
     
    "It's not like I want to be your rival or anything... b-baka!"

    What is Rayquaza secretly afraid of?
     
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