Would you do if...

[インフェルノの津波]

...You woke up one morning, and then boom, you're pregnant. Yes, even you too guys. What would you do?

Me, I'd say "Um....where does this thing come out?"

 

[Alkaide]

This is really a very silly topic, but seems to be funny.

I would be shocked, really shocked and say, "oh god, why this to me being a male!". hahahaha....

 

[Mattysaurus]

How pregnant? Like two weeks, or 8 months?


Either way, I'd cry. I'M A MAN. And wow would it hurt.

 

[Uecil]

What a peculiar topic o.O
I would probably find it strange at first, then talk to my Mum about it.
I'd also think about all the pain and suffering I'll have to go through.

 

[Dubstep]

"Someone hand me a coat hanger!"

 

[Jolene]

I would be confused and scared but also I would be happy because then I can have a little baby to look after, although probably my parents would look after her or him. I would want it to be a her because then we would like similar things.

 

[Bluerang1]

Oh, this isn't Trivia. I'd think, I'm fat. Oh crap I'm screwed! Is this real? I'd be aborting though. I am not going through pain, though I'll probably be getting caesarean, being a dude an all. But I'm not looking after something, though I'd give up for adoption. I'm not facing the humiliation of being a pregnant dude. Sorry.

"Someone hand me a coat hanger!"

Oh my goodness this is hilarious! :laugh:

School is educational. Of we didn't learn about Medical Ethics in RE, I wouldn't have understood that xD

 

[pokemaster12378]

i would be like im fat now people going to make fun of me

 

[Ayano Hana]

I'd take it like a man. falcon PAWNCH. ...Yes! /reference Though, honestly, I would get rid of it as soon as I found out. I don't have the patience nor the time to take care of something that needs attention. Call it cruel, but the humiliation and the pain isn't worth it.

 

[Zebeedoo]

I'd probably have a panic attack. I wouldn't know what to do, if I should keep it or get rid of it. Chances are, I'd get rid of it. As cruel as that is. >:

 

[Eruption]

Call Channel 4, The Sun and numerous other things which love to put weird stories on and be loaded within hours.

Then think about the problem and probably get an abortion.

 

[Yamikarasu]

I would write a book about my experience as the first male to become pregnant. I would make millions.

 

[HugSomebody]

Well I would probably think back about last night and wondered what the heck happened (and with who?). O.O Abortion though.

 

[Dawn]

...You woke up one morning, and then boom, you're pregnant. Yes, even you too guys. What would you do?

Me, I'd say "Um....where does this thing come out?"

Oh god the images! They're back! CDVGJMNKM!5TGDFTRH-

(Inside Joke. Few people will get this.)


I'd probably freak the heck out and have a spaz attack on my parents who would then force me to go to school anyway because they're insane like that. :cer_pissed:

 

[Mumfie]

I'd WTF'ed. Haha, nah, it could actually make sense! I knew there was something odd about that girl last night.

 

[Ayselipera]

I have no doubt in my mind that I would get an abortion. I know it's frowned upon, but I wouldn't be a good mother and I never want to have a child.

 

[EmeraldSerenade]

O_O
Uh, I think I'd die.. I'm not ready for kids! Dx
Can guys get an abortion?

 

[Empty Pot]

I would punch my stomach repeatedly until everything looks normal.

 

[SIN1488]

Me, I'd say "Um....where does this thing come out?"

This, and then I would use "Plan C".

Edit:

I would punch my stomach repeatedly until everything looks normal.

Yep, that's Plan C. :P

 

[Melody]

I'd probably be OK with it. Now I couldn't, as a guy, take being pregnant so I'd simply switch personalities. My guy personality would be turned off and I'd become a woman until the child was raised completely. I'd dress like a woman and all.

When the child was grown, I'd revert back to manhood and celebrate it by finding a woman who wanted to do things that must not be named.