Would you marry the above avatar?

That's probably a good thing. And as for me, nopedy-no, I'm afraid.
 
Hmm no. Not my type xD plus I don't like females like that =p
 
She looks too regal and delicate for me. I'm of a natural predisposition to, you know, spill tea over people and sort of tackle them whenever I get the opportunity, so... it's too perilous a union. I decline, but maybe I steal her jewellery first.
 
I'm serial killer fodder, man! Ripe for decapitation. I wouldn't want to tempt fate by marrying someone who has got that sort of background. So nah.
 
Aha! A dog! I agree. They're not as good a burglar alarm as ladies, because they don't bolt upright in bed and say 'did you hear that', but they serve a purpose.
 
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