oh god why
They're non-contagious, right? I'll go with the tramps. Assuming it's like one lick per tramp, and I'm not licking them head to toe. Even if it's the latter, tramps.
In the case of a zombie apocalypse, would you rather outlive your family and friends while watching them all turn one by one around you, or be one of the earlier ones to die and reanimate?