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[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Really long, just a draft from some messed up fan fiction I'm writing. I was copying and pasting it to a word counter. Don't bother reading it all unless you like complete nonsense.

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[FONT=&quot]"Doctor, what is that weird noise?" Vera asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ah, it's nothing," he mumbled, not looking up from the controls.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Vera looked at him. "Really? It's nothing?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"It's nothing, I tell you," The Doctor replied, a touch of anger in his voice.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Doctor, the TARDIS doesn't usually make that noise, though," Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The TARDIS was indeed making an unusual noise.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Excuse me, are you in charge here?" The Doctor asked rhetorically. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"No," Vera said, looking down in shame.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"No, you're not," The Doctor said. "So be quiet."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Anger flared in his eyes, and they looked almost red for a second.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Never in all their journeys had Vera seen The Doctor act like that.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Terrified, she shrunk back and tried to hold in her tears.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I'm sorry," Vera said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Sorry you may be, but mad I still am," The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Um, why are you talking like that?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Girl, keep yo mouth shut!" The Doctor snapped.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Lovely," Vera said sarcastically.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"You need to SHUT UP!" The Doctor yelled. "How many times have I told you?"[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Chapter Two[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Doctor seemed to be going mad, and was now ranting angrily. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Every day, you blab on and on!" He said. "I am next to tossing you out into space!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"No, please don't!" Vera yelled, and then quickly covered her mouth.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Then stay quiet!" The Doctor yelled, pushing his controls erratically.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"How come you're so grumpy today?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Don't pretend you don't know what you did!" The Doctor shouted.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, but I don't know," Vera cried. "What have I done?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Crying, for one," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"That's only because you're being so cruel!" Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, I'm cruel? I'm only punishing you for disobeying my clear rules!" The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really, don't you think you're being maybe a wee bit too harsh?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I'm hurting, okay? I just need to be left alone for a bit," The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Sorry to hear that," Vera whispered. "I didn't know and I'm sorry."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Thank you," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"How do you mean, you're hurting?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Eh, you wouldn't understand," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"But I can try," Vera said. "We're friends, right?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Except, we're not really," The Doctor said. "We have only known each other for a short time."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"So? You must trust me. You let me ride in your TARDIS." [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"True," The Doctor said. "But I still don't wanna talk."[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Chapter Three[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Hours later, they hadn't landed anywhere and the weird noise persisted. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Engines might be having issues," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"What's gonna happen now?" Vera asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ah, we'll have to land soon," The Doctor said. Just then, the TARDIS got very hot.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Now might be good, actually?" Vera suggested. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"That's a good idea!" The Doctor yelled. "Hold on!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"So, where are we landing, though?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Planet Evanglyn in the Lunibynne Galaxy," The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, sounds interesting," Vera said. "Can I call my Mum?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"My phone is not for your use," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Actually, I have my own phone," Vera said. "But does it work in space?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"That's a good point…" The Doctor said. "Guess you can't!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Eventually they landed on the planet Evanglyn in the TARDIS.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Chapter Four[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Landing was jarring and painful. Dust and pebbles flew up as they landed.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I believe we made it here safely!" The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Cool," Vera said. "She had fallen and landed in front of the doors.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Kicking Vera out of the way, The Doctor pulled the doors open.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"This is it!" The Doctor said. "Vera, have a look!" [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Hooray!" Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Exactly," The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The planet looked very empty with no apparent living things nearby.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ah… it's a bit barren here," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really, you don't say," said Vera.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Don't sass me," The Doctor said. "I'm still hurting!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I'm sorry," Vera said. "I'll tone it down."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Sweet," The Doctor said. "Shall we go exploring?"[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Before they started off, The Doctor said "May I see your phone, Vera?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Like that's gonna happen," Vera said. "You'll probably steal it."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Actually, I was going to fix it up so it can work in outer space!" The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Come on, now!" Vera said. "You so cannot do that!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Kicking the Doctor's leg, she then said: "And don't ask again!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Just returning the favour," Vera said as The Doctor gave her a bewildered look.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Aw, but I was only trying to help you," The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]" Course you were. Because trying to steal someone's phone is totally helpful," Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Kicking Vera once again, The Doctor snapped: "No sassing me!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Even if you sass me first?" Vera asked as they came to a fork. "Which direction do we go?" [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"To the left," The Doctor said, after sniffing the air in both directions. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Why did you sniff the air? That's gross," Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I sniff everything. That's how I figure stuff out," said The Doctor. "Sometimes I taste things."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Taste things? You will get sick!" Vera said. "That is gross!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Have you tried it?" The Doctor asked. "I have been doing it for centuries and never got sick."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really, centuries?" Vera asked. "Just how old are you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Eh, you wouldn't believe it," The Doctor said. "But I am 910 years old."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Dang, that's old," Vera said. "When do you turn 911?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Like you care," The Doctor said. "Next year."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I should throw you a party," Vera said, and began rambling about how great it would be.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"No, I don't do parties," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I'm sorry, what?" Vera said. "You don't do parties?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Got to keep those evil aliens in check," The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] Two hours of walking to no avail, Vera and The Doctor returned to the TARDIS.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really, that was disappointing," said Vera. "I'm tired! Carry me!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ew, no!" The Doctor said. "You are all sweaty and gross."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Not that I can help it," Vera said. "Please? My feet are killing me."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Carrying you would make me gross and sweaty. So no," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Hey, nice to know your care about me," Vera said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Care about you? How can I when you don't care for me?" The Doctor asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, I don't?" Vera asked. "I try, but you don't even notice, do you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Actually, if you cared, you would talk a little bit less. I am very stressed."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Tell, me, so I can understand you!" Vera said. "Why are you stressed?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Fine. It's just that… I feel different," The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh," Vera said. "What do you mean by different?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Umm, well I have changed," The Doctor said. "I haven't always looked like this."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really? So you're like, completely different?" Vera said. "How can that happen?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"That's what we Timelords do," The Doctor said. "We don't get old, just regenerate."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Huh? Regenerate? Now you are just being nonsensical," Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Dumb girl," The Doctor said. "Why did I not pick someone smarter?"
"Oh, so you think I'm dumb?" Vera said. "See, you don't care! Not at all!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Caring isn't relevant right now," The Doctor said. "We have to find my TARDIS." [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"The TARDIS is that way," Vera said, pointing to the OBVIOUS blue box. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh," said The Doctor. "I didn't see it at first."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really?" Vera said. "How blind are you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Shut up," The Doctor said. "Why you gotta be so rude?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Come on, now!" Vera said. "How could you not see it, really?" [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Angry, The Doctor turned and glared at Vera. His eyes were red again.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Redder than before, his eyes burned bright with fury.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"For real? Your eyes are turning red?" Vera said.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]"Searing… pain…" The Doctor said in a much different voice than his normal voice.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I… don't know how to help," Vera said. "I'm sorry."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Careless child, you couldn't help!" The Doctor snapped.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Kindness wouldn't kill you," Vera said. "Snap out of it!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"DYING! I'M DYING!" The Doctor roared.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, no, no, no, no, it will be okay," Vera said. "Let's get back to the TARDIS."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Can't go back… can't fly it…" The Doctor said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Try it," Vera said. "You have to try."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, but I am dying… burning..." The Doctor said. "Relieve me…"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Relieve you? Umm...Excuse me?" Vera said as the Doctor collapsed onto the cold, hard ground.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]"Sweet, now I'm in real trouble," Vera said. "How can I get home now?'"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Wiping away a falling tear, Vera went to look at the unconscious Doctor.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"EEEEYAHHH!" A mysterious figure screamed and jumped over the dunes toward them.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Excuse me, who are you?" Vera asked as the thing landed on The Doctor.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"That's rude, considering this is MY planet," it said. It sounded female.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Huh, I didn't know that," Vera said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Eh, never mind," the thing said. "My name is Kevyn. Who are you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ay, I am the one and only Vera Tomlinson," Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Really, the one and only?" Kevyn said sarcastically. "How fascinating."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"That's not nice," said Vera.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]"You're not nice, invading my planet!" said Kevyn. "Are you the one who wrecked it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, come on now!" Vera said. "I've never even been here."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ugh, you're a human right?" Kevyn asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Well, yeah," said Vera. "What are you?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, I'm the one and only Dhalin left in existence!" Kevyn said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Kevyn… is that a girl name on your planet?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Eh, no," said Kevyn. "I came up with it myself. Do ya like it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Mmm, no," Vera said. "Now get off of The Doctor."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Excuse me, this is a Doctor?" Kevyn asked, squishing her bare feet into his trench coat.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ugh, you make me sick!" Vera said. And yes! You're going to kill him!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Pff, what do I care? He probably is the one who wrecked the planet!" Kevyn yelled.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Try making sense," Vera said. "It was like that when we arrived here."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, and what did you arrive in?" Kevyn asked, stomping on The Doctor.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Only the TARDIS," said Vera, clenching her teeth. "Now get off of him!" [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Silly girl, I don't take commands from humans," Kevyn said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ow," The Doctor said faintly.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ow? Is that all? Scream and suffer!" Kevyn screamed, stomping harder.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"No, now get off of him!" Vera screamed, pushing Kevyn off. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Meanie! What was I doing wrong? WAAAAHHHH!"Kevyn yelled. "You hurt me!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ah, come on! You barely have a scratch!" Vera said. "Doctor, are you okay?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"You need to help me…" The Doctor said. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"I do? But how?" Vera asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ummm, try CPR!" Kevyn suggested, perking back up. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Seriously, Kevyn? He's conscious again, so obviously his heart is working," said Vera. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Ehh… true… but what if it has another heart?" Kevyn asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"You are ridiculous," said Vera. "That doesn't even make any sense!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, but it does," The Doctor gasped.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Umm, and how?" Vera asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Restart it," The Doctor said, smirking and then fell back asleep.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Look how useful he is," Kevyn said sarcastically.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh, shut up!" Vera said. "Clearly something is wrong with him."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Okay, but I don't care," said Kevyn. "Just leave my planet."[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]"JUST LEAVE!" Kevyn repeated as Vera had bent over to examine The Doctor.
"Are you deaf?" Kevyn asked. "I told you to leave!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Cut it out, he could be dying!" Vera said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Kevyn glared at Vera. "I don't care. Just get him out of here!"
"I care," said Vera. "If he dies, I can't actually leave."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Eh, well, I will try to be more helpful," said Kevyn. [/FONT]
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[Mawa]

https://8tracks.com/thefrenchsnivy/bye-bye-real-world

I had the url for my first 8track playlist. Sended it to a friend.

 

[Sefuree]

https://www.mediafire.com/download/qi8u5wjd150kv1i/TranierEditor.zip

Sending this to someone! :P

 

[Seth Rollins]

They are dressed in white

Not sure from where this came from

 

[noa]

its 8 am my parents are still asleep, things have really changed

 

[Brendino]

truth be told it's a lot more comfortable and fun [...] without it [...] alas, protection is of the utmost importance. >>;

Any guesses as to what that was referring to? If you guessed anything other than phone cases, then you should be ashamed of yourself...

 

[Vendily]

I have no clue what I'll paste.
*crosses fingers*

348

Well, that was a let down. Where did that come from even?

 

[Sonata]

Tyrogue - 30 (ATTACK)
Carnivine - 34
Clefairy - 20
Tangela - 40
Tyrantrum - 32 (SAVE)
Helioptile - 4

Not very interesting huh.

 

[noa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDjOyxkQpQ

 

[Vendily]

I wonder what my tablet has in store.

> se contrôler

That took surprisingly long to get it to paste. (~5min)

 

[BeachBoy]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fn39cE1Q1ru1wbho2_250.gif
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I used it to claim a new user. Yeah.

 

[Sefuree]

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you, TheRealOCD?

You know the drill.

 

[Sonata]

Tyrogue - 26 (ATTACK)
Carnivine - 34
Clefairy - 20
Tangela - 38
Tyrantrum - 42 (SAVE)
Genesect - 30

Making the rounds.

 

[Vendily]

Super Sayian

Part of a discussion on the The Gender Race. I'm to lazy to type it multiple times.

 

[noa]

妄想チョップ

 

[Sonata]

\o/

spamming in skype chats

 

[Melody]

https://elemental-ircd.com/security/e50b0d59-f3c5-4472-a3cd-e2e07731417c/

lol. I was reading about an IRC exploit...that fortunately has been fixed!!!!

 

[Sonata]

Hola, aeternum

 

[noa]

https://i.imgur.com/p5Wa2WO.jpg

lmao...

 

[Vendily]

therefore

When you're too lazy to type a word. I was looking for a synonym.