Your Favorite Quotes

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    What are some of your favorite quotes? Let's keep it to things real people actually said, nothing from movies or TV shows.

    I'll fire this one off...

    "I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music." – Billy Joel
     
    "your boyfriend, from the outside looking in, looks either super desperate, or must be banging someone on the side"

    "There are several races. From what I'm hearing, you could be white with a deep tan, black with lighter skin, or Hispanic. I know there are at least 5 races of humanity that use the internet."

    "Yes I do and I do have an idea what I am arguing about. I am 12."

    "I don't know if u r a boy or a girl. But let me explain this to you. You can't control your d*ck with self control or whatever it is. Because d*ck has its own mind. Sometimes you just sit there and then your d*ck got hard without any explanation. You just can't control it at all (except if someone drop a bucket of ice over your head when you had erection). And it happened with straights, gays, bi, whites, blacks, asians. It happened to every men. Especially if you are still teenagers. Trust me, dude. THE STRUGGLE IS REAL."

    "So universal healthcare is a true communist plan"

    "im a jaded teenage girl. i've been through **** that you wouldnt even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a ****ing girlfriend. you don't know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like ive already won"

    " I do want to say something. I am not a pervert or a person who would harass girls in any way. However, I have a tendency to look at females' cleavage and glutes. I try not to, especially since I don't want anybody to notice, but if it is really visible I can't help it. I want to know if this is normal. (Please don't call me names)"

    "I find *r*ct**ns to be embarrassing in public, and try to hide them as much as possible if they ever come up. Just to let you know, I mostly have them either just for not reason or if I hear or see something that sounds or looks sexual, think about something that sounded or looked sexual to me. It can also be when discussing sexual stuff like I am right now. In fact, I just had an *r*ct**n while typing this.    "

    "you think being bullied is bad? try being in love with a boy."

    "look, idk how badly you fucked up today, but i cut a piece of my labia off by mistake and had to put a bandaid on the inside of my vagina. things could always be worse"

    "What are you on about? Are you jealous that I got more forum posts then you in 4 days?"

    "For me, I just read random articles regardless of source (as well as forums and comments) and form an opinion."



    I have lots but those are my favorites
     
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    "Treasure everything you have, time is something you can never take back."

    -Delia Ketchum

    "Do you know what it feels like losing a son? DO YOU?!"

    -Also Delia Ketchum

    "No matter how much you avoid it, you're gonna have to face your fear one day." (no idea who said this)

    "Pain of loss isn't always a bad thing. Sometimes, it makes you stronger than who you were before." (also have no idea who said this)

    "If your life has no problems, you're not really living it."

    -Ryan Higa

    "Your name is a gift to yourself, it's up to you to make it memorable." (Did Vegeta say this?)
     
    "My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy."

    "You are a human with one life and it's up to you to make it the best life you can."

    "It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are."

    "The only ugly girls are the ones that don't know beauty comes from within."

    "You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves."

    "Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does."

    "Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you."

    these are all by the same two people bc im trash
     
    Choice Specs said:
    "ok be calm"

    -HamtaroTumin
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    I knew that you are gonna do this!

    "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." - Bill Gates

    "Everything that is done in the world is done by hope." - Martin Luther King jr

    "Everything around you that you call life, was made up by people that were no smarter than you." - Steve Jobs

    "When you speak, speak the truth; perform when you promise; discharge your trust." - Abdul Kalam

    "honesty is the best machine" - Aurora

    "I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft." - Bill Gates

    "Genius and crazy are two sides of the same coin." - Aristotle
     
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    "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." - Douglas Adams

    "When words fail, music speaks" - Hans Christian Andersen

    "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one" - Charles J. Sykes

    ...also anything in !johnny on discord
     
    Blake: You know what else is cool? I got a leech on my ****.
    Anders: Wait, what? That's not cool.
    Blake: What are you talking about? I'm getting my **** ****ed.
    Anders: ...Okay, that's pretty cool.

    -Two of the three Workaholics.
     
    Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
    - Baruch Spinoza

    There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.
    - Carl Sagan

    People don't know what is significant. If they meet Einstein they say "uh, gee, can I have your autograph?" but they wouldn't say "what do you think I ought to know to help me think as well as [you]".
    - Jacque Fresco

    Evolution is not a force towards the optimum; it's a force towards the minimum necessary.
    - Nikolas Lloyd
     
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