You're un-American if you don't support this!

[Zet]

Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as "SkyRim" for The Safety of America's Youths.

Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,

Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,

Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,

We, the American people, today ask you,

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.

2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.

3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.

4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.

source: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitio...-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5


Stay classy America.

 

[Sydian]

sorry merica, i'm buying this game as soon as i get paid on wednesday. lolol

 

[Her]

i 100% support this petition

 

[Miz en Scène]

What is this I don't even...

 

[jpp8]

ITB: Filthy un-American terrorists.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

What I find most hilarious is how petitioners like this like to use lines like 'the Christian foundations on which this nation was built' when America was never intended to be a Christian state in the first place. The founding fathers never mentioned religion in regards to the setting up of the country.

 

[donavannj]

Ahahahahahaha the publisher is wrong ahahahaha.

 

[Zet]

sorry merica, i'm buying this game as soon as i get paid on wednesday. lolol

Don't you dare be a communist and a marry a filthy disgusting lizard in that game.

 

[Sydian]

if he's sexy i might :|

 

[Tyrantrum]

lol I love America...

 

[digi-kun]

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.

Wait, what? I think someone took a certain Christian satire website seriously

[If you don't know what Christwire is]

Also looking at some of the names of people that signed it....
"No Lollygagging"
"Leeroy J(enkins)"
"Stop Right There Criminal Scum"
"Retarded A"
"My Sphincter I"
"Dovah K(in)"
"CHIM"
"Night M(other)"
"Thispetitionisstupid H"

 

[Oryx]

What I find most hilarious is how petitioners like this like to use lines like 'the Christian foundations on which this nation was built' when America was never intended to be a Christian state in the first place. The founding fathers never mentioned religion in regards to the setting up of the country.

What I find most hilarious is that you seem to think this is a real petition created by someone who actually wants to ban Skyrim :(

 

[Esper]

I had no intention to play this game but if it's full of sexual perversion and homosexuality then point me to the nearest gamestop.

Also, the signatures "Twilight S" and "Rarit Y" make me laugh.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

What I find most hilarious is that you seem to think this is a real petition created by someone who actually wants to ban Skyrim :(

Oh, not really. But I see that line used all the time, and as an atheist, it just really irks me regardless of whether or not it's used in jest.

 

[FreakyLocz14]

It is un-American TO support this.

Censorship is un-American.

 

[jpp8]

What I find most hilarious is that you seem to think this is a real petition created by someone who actually wants to ban Skyrim :(

Wait really? Damn you Poe's Law.

 

[Mercurybro]

Psh. This just wants me to play as a bangaa even more now.

 

[sweetestcaliboy]

I hate everything you put on here. This is pathetic. Lol!