The Incredibly Wandering Thread (V1)

[Azonic]

It's my birthday tomorrow. Not really.

 

[Percy Thrillington]

It's my birthday tomorrow. Not really.

He said that once and I believed him and I bombarded him on MSN with 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERRI'.

Good times.

 

[Gummy]

My birthday coming in exactly... well, let's say about 4 months.

DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

 

[Sublime]

My birthday is in 5 months and 4 days :D

 

[Gummy]

I will try my hardest to forget that. =D

 

[Azonic]

I got pregnant ... but nooo... we can't celebrate THAT in CELEBRATIONS now can we?

 

[Sublime]

I will try my hardest to forget that. =D

Thank you Gummy.
You're oh so nice.

Let's celebrate my watching Deadliest Warrior.

 

[Mitchman]

I got pregnant ... but nooo... we can't celebrate THAT in CELEBRATIONS now can we?

As the worlds first male that is not a seahorse to get pregnant congrats! XD

 

[Caelus]

My birthday is in 4 months and 19-something days. :D
Two weeks later should mark my first-year anniversary... if I manage to stay that long.

 

[Swift!]

How did I not know about this thread? :O

My 1 year anniversary is on the 23rd of June and my birthday is on the 26th of January.

 

[Michii]

My birthday is on June 22nd! :'DTwo year anniversary is on January 1st.

Yayay! Lawl, .Swift, my Grandma and you share a birthday. XDD

 

[Anti]

@Pokedra: Maybe if one of your teams was good you wouldn't need so many RMTs. Yes, I went there. Anyway...

Good thing Anti isn't here, he'd probably create a whole battle log of one of the world wars XD

Oops!

Enjoy =D

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Russia used incompetence!
Romanov dynasty fainted!
Lenin used inspiring speeches!
Russian capitalism fainted!
The future of the Russian population fainted!

France used punish Germany!
Germany lost 30% of its land!
Germany lost 100% of Alsace-Lorraine!
Hohenzollern dynasty fainted!

Mussolini used take power!
Italian democracy lost 100% of its health!
Italian democracy fainted!

China used civil war!
China's defense harshly fell!
China lost 20% of its health!

Germany used unstable democracy!
Germany's defense harshly fell!
Hitler sent out literature (lv 100 Mein Kampf?)!

Japan used military rule!
Japan's attack sharply rose!

Stalin used heavy industry & genocide!
20 million people lost 100% of their health!
Soviet Union lost 25% of its health!

United States used Great Depression!
Everywhere lost 60% of its health!

Japan used aggression!
Manchuria lost 100% of its health!
Manchuria fainted!

Western democracies used condemn Japan!
...But nothing happened!
Credibility of the League of Nations lost 101% of its health!

Hitler used take power in Germany!
German political freedom lost 100% of its health!
German democracy fainted!

Germany used reoccupy the Rhineland!
France used "hey, why are they doing that???"!
...But nothing happened!
Britain used Splash!
...but nothing happened!

Italy used Ethiopian invasion!
Ethiopia lost 100% of its health!
Ethiopia fainted!
League of Nations used sanctions!
Italy lost 0% of its health!
Italy used "yeah no"!
League of Nations lost 99% of its health!

Commentary: It took awhile, but Mussolini has at last revenge killed Ethiopia! Also lol @ the League of Nations

Japan used invasion of China!
China lost 95% of its coast!
China lost 50% of its health!

Germany used militarize!
Germany's attack sharply rose!

Hitler used Anschluss!
Germany restored 30% of its health!
Austria lost 100% of its health!
Austria fainted!

Germany used militarize!
Germany's attack sharply rose!

Spain used more Civil War!
Hitler used military aid!
Franco's attack sharply rose!

Hitler used demand for Sudetenland!
Chamberlain used give in at Munich!
Czechoslovakia's defense harshly fell!

Britain and France used promise to Poland!
Germany used militarize!
Germany's attack sharply rose!

Commentary: lol France is letting Germany Swords Dance in its face, USE WHIRLWIND ALREADY

Stalin and Hitler used non-aggression pact!
Eastern Europe's defense harshly fell!
Poland's hope for not ceasing to exist lost 100% of its health!
Poland's hopes and dreams fainted!

Germany and Soviet Union used invasion of Poland!
Germany used blitzkrieg!
Poland lost 100% of its health!
Poland fainted!

Italy used crush Albania!
Albania lost 100% of its health!
Albania fainted!

The United States used neutrality!
Britain and France used declare war on Germany!
Germany used invade Denmark and Norway!
Denmark lost 100% of its health!
Norway lost 100% of its health!
Denmark and Norway fainted!

Germany used crush the Netherlands and Belgium!
Belgium lost 100% of its health!
The Netherlands lost 100% of its health!
The Netherlands and Belgium fainted!

France used hide behind the Maginot Line!
France's defense sharply rose!
Germany used invade from Belgium!
France lost 500% of its health!
Mussolini used jump on the bandwagon, delcare war, and invade Southern France!
France lost -200% of its health!
France fainted!

Britian used Dunkirk & defiance!
Britain's morale sharply rose!
Churchill used "WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER"!
Germany used air raid and London Blitz!
Britain lost 60% of its health!

Italy used invasion of Greece!
Greece lost 2% of its health!
Greece used counterattack!
Italy lost 40% of its health!

Commentary: rofl Mussolini, nice invasion dood

Hitler used send military aid & delay invasion of USSR two months!
Greece lost 100% of its health!
Greece fainted!
Yugoslavia used get in the way!
Yugoslavia lost 100% of its health!

Hitler used largest invasion in human history!
Soviet Union lost 97% of its health!
Soviet Union used winter!
German army is frozen solid!

Japan used Pearl Harbor!
United States lost 20% of its health!
United States used declare war!
Hitler used declare war!
United States used send troops to Europe!

Japan used conquer Southeast Asia!
Southeast Asia lost 100% of its health!
Southeast Asia fainted!

Germany used storm across North Africa into Egypt!
Britain used El Alamein!
Germany lost 15% of its health!

Britain used counterattack!
German North African army lost 100% of its health!
German North African army fainted!

Soviet Union used counterattack!
Germany is frozen solid!

Soviet Union used more counterattack!
Germany thawed out!
Germany used fight back!

Soviet Union used Stalingrad!
Germany lost 40% of its health!
Germany flinched!

Britain and United States used invasion of Italy!
Mussolini lost 100% of its health!
Germany used military aid!
Mussolini hung on using its Focus Sash!
Mussolini used be irrelevant!
Mussolini's defense harshly fell!

Soviet Union used counterattack!
Soviet Union regained 50% of its health!

United States used destroy Japanese air force and navy!
Japan's attack harshly fell!
Japan's defense harshly fell!

United States used counterattack!
Southeast Asia regained 73% of its health!
Japan lost 30% of its health!

Allied bombers used bomb industrial cities!
Germany lost 50% of its health!
Japan lost 50% of its health!

Allied Powers used D-Day!
France regained 70% of its health!
Germany lost 30% of its health!
Allied Powers lost 10% of its health from recoil!

Soviet Union used liberate Eastern Europe & concentration camps!
Soviet Union's defense sharply rose!
Germany lost 10% of its health!

Commentary: lol nice move Hitler, invade the USSR as winter is coming along. Not as bad as Mussolini losing to Greece though rofl

Mussolini used more irrelevance!
Italian people used execution!
Mussolini lost 100% of its health!
Mussolini fainted!

Germany used counterattack in Belgium!
Allied Powers lost 60% of its health!
Germany lost 40% of its health!

Soviet Union used eastern invasion!
Germany lost 200% of its health!
Western democracies used western invasion!
Germany lost 150% of its health!

Soviet Union used capture Berlin!
Berlin lost 100% of its health!
Germany lost 100% of its health!
Berlin fainted!
Germany fainted!

Allied Powers used counterattack in the Pacific!
Japan lost 80% of its health!
Truman used atomic bomb!
Japan lost 500% of its health!
Truman used atomic bomb!
Japan lost 1000% of its health!
Japan used surrender!
Japan fainted!

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Would you like me to do the WWI? I'd love to =D

I win this thread!

EDIT: ohai celebrations forum! lol late post that I took 45 minutes to write up

And I probably messed up some chronology but whatevs

 

[Percy Thrillington]

Stalin used heavy industry & genocide!
20 million people lost 100% of their health!

Laughed for a full three minutes after reading that.

 

[Aurafire]

Oh goodness, Anti...That quite possibly made my day.

Hitler sent out literature (lv 100 Mein Kampf?)!

^ Best part.

 

[Forci Stikane]

I win this thread!

EDIT: ohai celebrations forum! lol late post that I took 45 minutes to write up

Congratulations, you have been defeated by a thread move.

 

[Anti]

Congratulations, you have been defeated by a thread move.

I think my WWII summary pretty much made any post that tries to compare lost 88% of its health

Add in SR damage and that's a OHKO unless you're some annoying piece of crap who 4x resists it like SDLuke in which case you can eat my bulky DDMence

EDIT: Even though Bulky DDMence sucks lol

 

[Lalapizzame]

Italy used invasion of Greece!
Greece lost 2% of its health!
Greece used counterattack!
Italy lost 40% of its health!

...LOL

love you for this, anti. <3

 

[Honest]

Other Celebration's huh?

Well, I really dont got anything to celebrate. xD

Well, Im celebrating me getting my guts to ask this girl out. :P

 

[Percy Thrillington]

Don't know if anyone said this already, and I'm not going to bother going through this entire thread for that particular thing but:

Y'know it's really easy to track this thread down via "New Posts" right? :[ Just pointing that out.

Doesn't look like anyone's gonna congratulate you for that post.

:(

 

[Michii]

Oh, and I'd like to congratulate myself for actually bringing my grades up when they were at their lowest, pretty much.

Yay for overcoming procrastination!

Congratttsss! Grades are likee fwhhhoah to get up when they're down. :/
Argh, I just relearned the Cold War today. I took good notes, so I'm taking the opportunity and congratulating myself for that. Mhmm, I own you all. I'll congratulate myself for that too. And there's nothing that you can do about it, so congrats to my sadistic authority. >D